So, I got up a minute ago to visit the bathroom, where I intended to deposit some urine in the correct receptacle.
Arriving at my destination, I proceeded to unzip, and haul out the, um, delivery device… (yes, of course it hit the floor… and the water was cold… and I had to wrap it two or three times around my neck to take up the slack so that it was the correct height above the water…etc.)…
At first, all went well! I was quite happy with how this little chore was proceeding…
I was whistling, and happily trying to cover the surface of the water with bubbles, when suddenly, chaos struck!
The stream of urine, without warning and in violation of every law of physics that I know, split in two! One part of the stream continued merrily into the water where I was aiming it, and the other part veered sharply to the right, bathing my right foot in slightly used beer!
WTF?? :mad: What is UP with you, penis?? In short, why did you do that to me? I love you, man, but sometimes…
Those of you who have the alternate version of genitalia will not understand, perhaps, but my brothers will!
Oh, I know all about misdirected streams of urine. But with me, it only occurs when I commence my urinating session (and very rarely, by the way - don’t think you’d have to wade through two feet of piss in my bathroom).
Yours split up mid-stream? That’s just bizarre. Go see a doctor.
There is only one cause for this.
The infamous Cadiru fish has been munching away at your internals and now the tubes are beginning to disintegrate.
The second stream is undoubtedly coming from a perferated pipe.
Of course since you dont want kids you can always say:
“It doesn’t make a Vas Deferns to me”
(How dearly I wish I could claim that joke as my own…credit where its due …take your bow Coldy)
iampunha! You mock me and my troubles?? I shall, uh…, uh… ah ha!! I shall pee on YOUR foot next! (providing that I can control where the stream is going, that is!)
