Personalized of course.
Can do without a phrase, 10QBDBDmuch.
Perhaps I could just get a Personalized French Laugh?
[Maurice Chevalier]
Uh-Huh-huh-huh
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Cool. I can still parle Franglais: it’d be nice to see what I remember from 3 years of high school French from [sub]mumbled number[/sub] years ago.
Anything avian?
Can I have one?
Hmm… I know featherlou is Canadian, but I thought she lived in the West.
Well, I’ve seen these threads turn into 4 pages of requests… good luck, dear! 
I’d like one please… something sexy I can say to my SO if possible. I took French for two years in High School. I remember a few dirty words and how to say “my name is,” that’s about it.
Yo, sign me up, STAT!
(I’m even French, how’s that for convienience?)
As I mentioned in this thread, I think ChiefScott has me confused with Matt_McL. Since I’m not above cheating, however, I would be happy to oblige.
screec-howl, here’s one for you:
Exactement quel oiseau est-ce que que je mange?
Exactly which bird am I eating?
Shera, here’s yours:
Est-ce que ceci est le devant du maillot de bain?
Is this the front of the bathing suit?
(oops, sorry about that, screech. It actually looks French, though, you know?)
Here’s one for Rachelle:
Je suis très bendy, vous savez.
I’m very bendy, you know.
And for bouv (you do realize I speak French like a native Saskatchewanian, don’t you?):
Les filles, ils m’aiment parce que je suis français.
The girls, they love me because I am French.
Me! Me!
Something to make me irresistible and keep me from paying for my own drinks, please.
French me, featherlou! 
<Pathetically grateful I got in on the ground floor of one of these>
featherlou, if you give me my own French phrase, I’ll give you your own Italian one.
Okay, Rosebud:
Bonjour, les garçons. Je vraiment aime le sexe. Qui est-ce qui veut aller premièrement?
Hello, boys. I really like sex. Who wants to go first?
(that oughta do it :D)
Oh my, Ogre, what an invitation! [flutters eyelashes, fans herself with scented hanky]:
Cela n’est pas une pomme de terre dans mes pantalon, je suis seulement heureux de vous voir!
That’s not a potato in my pants, I’m just happy to see you!
(Jeeze, it’s true - anything sounds classy when it’s in French.)
Oh Oh Oh I want one too, please.
That’s great, featherlou, I’ll just have to be careful not to spill those free drinks 
(Oh my, I’ve been spelling matt_mcl’s name wrong. Sorry about that. Actually, now that I think about it, the last thing I want is someone who can actually speak French finding this thread. Oh, the shame of being a poseur.)
For Ayesha:
Je suis Ayesha! Me craindre!
I am Ayesha! Fear me!
Hi, featherlou, you’re doing pretty well for a Saskatchewan native. There are a few mistakes which I wouldn’t mind correcting (for a price, of course).
Signed,
A French teacher (retired) from Montréal, Québec
P.S. I did teach French, but if anyone prefers a “joual” adaptation, I can work on that too.
[Horshack]
OH OH OH!
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Me please.
I want a french phrase. I took 3 years of french and all I can remember is Je ne parler francai.
… but, can can I get my very own Italian and joual phrases? Please?