I mean, it IS a conundrum.
About This Message Board: Now, while I’d like to think that I am one of the main posters here, I don’t think my wife being pregnant is worthy of a Board-wide announcement. Besides, nobody ever actually goes there, do they?
Comments on Cecil’s Columns: Well, he hasn’t commented on this, yet. If he did, I would have a sig line to end all sig lines hint, hint
Comments on Staff Reports: Hey! Just 'cause your staff doesn’t mean you get to turn my wife into some kind of fact finding mission. Perverts!
General Questions: Naw, it ain’t a question. She really is pregnant.
Great Debate’s: Well, I hope I don’t have to post it here! There should be no debate about it. Especially who’s it is…Unless one of you was in Folegandros, Greece, that magical day…Naw, if she had any strength left after that afternoon (which she didn’t, thankyouverymuch), she would NOT have been thinking Lincoln-Douglas type thoughts, IF youknowwhatImean…
Cafe Society: Well now, I guess we could have turned this into a movie, or at least something to write about. Boy meets girl in foreign country, girl visits boy in home country, boy and girl fall in Love, girl leaves to finish school, girl returns, boy and girl get married and move back to foreign soil, boy impregnates girl a few years later. Aaaahhhh…how romantic.
In My Humble Opinion: Hmm. Tough one that. What is my opinion on the matter concerning the future of the to-be President of The United States, All-League Great in Baseball, Basketball, Hockey and, of course, Muey-Thai kickboxing champion? Well, dammit, she is MY daughter after all, so yeah, she’ll handle all of that with flair and grace! (Assuming a she, we aren’t going to find out early.)(but I sorta think it’ll be a she, IMHO.)
More Pointless Stuff I Must Share: Back off, man! This isn’t pointless! In fact, this is quite possibly the most significant thing about my life right now. Sheez! Amateurs.
The BBQ Pit: Why you want to fight? Make love, not war, man. I mean, sure, getting rated on a rant is one thing, but getting rated on your impregnation skills? Ewwww I don’t think that I’d like those BBQ folks to rate my bedside manner, ifyouknowwhatImean. I obviously got the job done, as it were, but they would want to take away points for not using handcuffs or whips. But…they might give us points for having the windows open in our poolside room. Yep, we did get some funny looks that night walking around town…
Well, help me figure this one out folks!
Take care-
-Tomcat