The whole seat cover-fluffy surround rug thing is just a small part of a diabolical female conspiracy to force men to sit down to pee. It is part of the whole penis envy thing. If women could efficiently void their bladders while standing all domestic bathrooms would have those European piss walls with a gutter at the bottom.
The other axis of attack in the great sit-down-to-pee war is to install a 200 watt light bulb over the john so that the standard middle of the night upright pisser is too dazzled by the flash to take aim.
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But yes, I do have a fluffy seatcover in the front bathroom. Not in our en suite bathroom, because my husband isn’t fully civilized. But I mostly use the front bathroom to bathe, since our schedules are often opposite. And the fluffy seatcover is much more pleasant on my tush when I’m toweling off/moisturizing/doing other girly stuff after my shower or bath.
ETA: And the fluffy seatcover gets washed more often than the throw rugs. It’s not unhygienic.
The funniest thing happened. I told my wife that I hated the seat cover. Turns out, she does too. She just put it on because her mother gave it to her.
So, the seat cover’s gone, and I’m no longer peeing in the sink in protest. I’m just doing it for fun.
Just curious , do you need two hands to control that beast of yours ? I mean is it out of control spinning around like a lawn sprinkler do you have to grapple the beast down ?
