Then there’s the Ron White line: “Diamonds . . . that’ll shut her up.”
And that is truly a tacky design. I assume that Jane had nothing to do with actually designing it.
What, not the Seymour Hineys?
Hiyo!
Now I have this mental picture of Zorro leaving that as his mark.
Okay. But what happened in the movie that prompted Cervaise’s comment?
Oh let me tell a tale of erotica. Or pornography, depending upon your mood.
In the movie, she is a junkie, and one way she gets money to score is to do some nasty sex shit set up by her dealer. There is one exciting … I mean disturbing … scene in which she is putting on a girl-girl show for a bunch of pervs. The show’s highlight involved two asses – Jennifer’s and the other actress’s – and a double-headed dildo. Schmackity-schmackity-schmack … if you get the picture.
Okay, I got it now.
Damn, that’d hack up some soldier’s clothes, wouldn’t it? 
Yes, but she’s cute, which forgives many sins.
My thought was tits on top and scrotum on the bottom, hmm this design means tranny?
I see it as a female figure that’s twisted around 180 degrees.
And for the NSFW crowd:
I just know that if I ever got my hands on one of those, it’d be busted in about a week, tops. There is something about it that kick-starts a subliminal urge to hook it on things, or try to pry things with it.
Also, incredibly ugly. What would make you sit back, look at that, and say “Yes! This is something I want closely associated with my name!”
Blackmail? A secret drug addiction? Blackmail over her secret drug addiction?
Looks like gang bling to me. Fugly.
If so that’s one tricked-out tranny.
Hot tranny mess.
I think it’s something that rhymes with “money”.
I agree with the posts about how ugly this design is; it’s gross and heavy-handed.
I designed and had a jeweler make a necklace for my dear friend Samantha a few years ago; non symetrical closed loop heart, with a tiny diamond near the top with the chain running through the heart (not attached) so it would hang somewhat off center.
I gave it to her with a card that said, “You’ll always have a special place in my heart.”
I don’t have any pics of it for people to see but I feel certain that all of you would agree that it is an infinitely better design than Jane’s.
Alas, I’m NOT a beautiful, rich, well known actress with great tits… just an aging fat guy who knows real taste and beauty when he sees it.
CedricR.
My friend’s husband just got an Open Hearts necklace for my friend for Christmas. He could only shop online and the only place he could find one to buy, even of the cheaper styles, is on Ebay. Apparently it’s the gift of the year in some crowd. I can’t wait to see if she wears it. I think she will.
He even thinks it looks like butts & boobs.
Looking over this thread, I have to say that I’m deeply, deeply…relieved to have not been the only one to think of that “ass to ass” scene.
Then again, I have just found the perfect gift for my anal loving lesbian friend. Score!