They use that visual effect so the trowel marks left when applying her makeup won’t be so glaring in HD.
Ouch. 
Good lord, they’ve left no stone unturned there, have they? That’s just an entire gallimaufry of the grotesque, ain’t it? Stunning–in the same way a large brick to the back of the head is.
Was it SNL that had the “Diamonds–she’ll pretty much HAVE to!” sketch?
Well, the website says that they are out of stock of the $600 diamond pendant, so they must be doing something right. Selling lots of jewelry is the point of their existence, even if it does look like butts and has a washed up (although fairly well preserved) spokeswoman.
I am fairly sure that a big store like Kay’s wouldn’t go all out with a special jewelry design and a nationwide every 30 minute commercial blitz right before Christmas unless they test marketed first. I guess that they tapped into the nation’s desire to wear double scrotumed jewelry.
And here we were all concerned about the sagging economy.
EVERY KISS down there BEGINS WITH KAY if the rock is big enough…
Bleagh, diamond encrusted meathooks.
How lovely. :dubious:
I prefer to think of it as a promise - “You too can exploit the gullibility of people who have more dollars than sense.”
Oh God. Please tell me you made this up.
checks Google
You just killed a piece of my soul. I hope your happy. :mad: 
As far as the jewelry goes, I thought it was a stupid design when I first saw the commercial, but I didn’t see the T&A, just a fugly necklace.
Of course, now I can’t unsee it.
Damn, I thought for sure this was going to be a Jane Seymour Fathead.
Or Jennifer Connelly.
When you think about it, the two asses are at the correct distance to indicate missionary-style sex. So maybe the thing IS a universal symbol of love. And routine.
In all fairness, the open design makes it look like it’d make for a good bottle opener.
Huh?
What’s interesting is that she starred in the episode too - I thought the whole thing was pretty tonge-in-cheek on her part - made me wonder if she realizes the ridiculousness of it all.
Let’s hope, anyway.
That’s the funniest part about this, to me. In that episode of Earl, Joy is obsessing over getting this necklace. But Joy is just about the white-trashiest character ever to hit TV, so in the minds of viewers, anything she likes has to be a tacky piece of crap. So, in my mind, this necklace she wanted must be some low-rent Shop-At-Home Channel garbage. I’m betting I’m not alone in making that assumption.
And you just know that Kay Jewelers paid some fine coin to be featured in the show, too. Bad idea, Kay.
“The Gates at Old Hawthorne”, they’re calling it. How could they possibly miss sticking that extraneous -e on the end of “Old”?
Ah, that makes more sense, since I haven’t watched SNL in a decade at least but Family Guy is a favorite… Brain farts suck!*
*But nowhere near as much as that shitty necklace! :rimshot: