Except diamond commercials are blatant about it. I’ve heard, literally, “buy her a diamond so she’ll know how much you love her.” They might as well follow it up with, “you deadbeat fucking cheapskate.”
Well, dang…now I’m gonna have to look upon those commercials with a kinder eye.
Thanks a lot. 
No no that really works! Any day now…
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
CMC +fnord!
I see your point. 
Jane Seymour’s stuff will never be as classy as the one and only goatse ring (SFW).
Well, I’ve been universally interested in my love of getting a peice of ass since I hit puberty. There’s a certain logic to it.
You guys crack me up. I like Jane Seymour all right, but I have to admit that the commercial is cringeworthy. It’s like the Thomas Kinkaide of jewelry!
Can you just picture her hollering to her kids: “Hey, kids! It’s Kay Jewelers!! Can you crayon another picture for me?”
Same here. And it’s my initial but I still wouldn’t buy one.
At least this thread has answered one question for me…I’ve seen that commercial several times (and thought it was one of the most stupid ones airing) but couldn’t figure out who the “celebrity” designer was. Which I suppose says something about either her fame or my cluelessness.
Haaa! That is funny as hell. She is a loon. Fuck diamonds, and that glurgy design she picked out to peddle them.
Really? Now, I admit that I throw up a little in mouth every time Jane’s “jems” come on screen. But I find the “Every Kiss Begins with K” to be a fairly clever tagline for a jewelry store.
A similar thing with “Love Rocks”. (Which word is the noun? Which is the verb?)
Little in the middle but she got much back.
Yeah, it looks like T&A to me, too, from the first time I saw it. Glad I’m not the only one. But this killed me:
Thank you for that.
The jewelry design is ugly, no doubt about it. But the worst part of the commercial is when she says she ‘worked with’ Kay Jewelers because ‘as the number one jewelry store in America, they’ve brought more hearts together than just about anyone.’
Yeah, because it’s not your feelings for your spouse, or your public declaration of commitment that matters – it’s the ring that brought you together. You’re not really married without that big, overpriced, diamond on your finger.
Somebody should have told my grandparents that – they got married in 1926 and Grandma didn’t even have a wedding band, let alone an engagment ring. Of course, their marriage was doomed – it only lasted 53 years.
Heh. Clever.
Only if you’re a dog.
Ugh, you’re right.
I’ll bet the conjoined asses sell great in that new Thomas Kinkade housing development.
Come to think of it, I’m glad this jewelry is out there. It serves as a useful warning to the rest of us–“Do not befriend this person. She will send you glurgey email and make you look at her Precious Moments figurines.”
Can we also pit the ultra-soft-focus, pastel colored, over-exposed film style in the commercial? 'Cause that offends me almost as much as that stupid necklace does.
It’s the same “style” they always use when they’re trying to disguise the fact that some actress has gotten a little long in the tooth.
Man, this one looks like serpents smooching.