Yeah, something like “brow” but with a weird “r” kind of sound at the end. Again, I love Australian accents but somethin’ just aint right 'bout that.
Nicely done.
Partly air and partly a vacuum, which is wrapped around the upper surfaces thus providing uplift. So the total density of the volume occupied by the bra is less than that of air.
The most important thing here is no one has as yet provided a link for the ad.
We now make a bra that is orange
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There may be lovelier poets,
but I doubt they have lovelier tits.
And thats why my ode,
Though it makes heads implode,
is thought, TV-wise, to be fit.
Then mute the sound, and enjoy. Use your imagination man!!
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Edward Lear was one of the most renowned practitioners of the Limerick form, and he usually hobbled the last line.
BADGER! BADGER!
When you’re pimping your lacy brassieres
Rhyming verse often tempting appears
But just don’t get sidetracked
From the vital impact,
Viz., the model’s enclosed hemispheres!
I thought this was how Peter Pan flew. Air conditioning defies the laws of thermodynamics, and works through magic.
For you over-represented Dutchies here:
A hot-headed Drent in Ter Apel
who always ran too hard from staple
forsplintered his plate
when the waitress was late
and gave her a lell with the laple
You’ve remembered the company / brand, so the advert has been successful.
More importantly…
When I’m snuggling with a maiden so fair
And I’m starting to nuzzle her pair
Please won’t you tell
Why in heaven or hell
Would I want to squeeze handfuls of air?
The vital question hasn’t been answered: If one becomes a little rough with an ‘air bra’, does it make a farting noise and fly out the window? :eek:
Were I a prospective buyer of bras, yes. Had I any input regarding my GF bra purchases, maybe. Since I am not and do not, no.
And besides, the old saw that brand recognition and brand recollection reign supreme is BS. I still remember that “at Meineke, you’re not gonna pay a lot for a muffler” - and they’re right. I will spend exactly $0 at Meineke for mufflers or anything else…
Don’t piss me off to help me remember your brand. I’ll remember the association as well as the name.
Only if you give it a little prick.
You’re thinking of the guy, when the husband comes home…
You can’t let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she’s trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra’s not gonna fit on over a leotard. A bra’s gotta fit right up a person’s skin, like a glove! LIKE A GLOVE!!
I’ll pass on the bra-wearing minx,
whose poetry certainly stinks.
Rhymes and diction? Who cares!
Her boobs feel like…AIR!!
Flesh is oh so much better, methinks.