In which I'm, like, twelve years old (company names)...

Westport, CT had an S & M Pizza. And it was so tasty that it hurt!

Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn has a Mario & Luigi’s Italian restaurant. It may not make me snicker, but damn does it make me cheer!

You’ve heard about that abandoned baby polar bear, right? His name is Knut. The first several times I read stories about him, I was floored that they’d name him something like that. Then I realized that it was n-u not u-n.

I have been to both Onancock, Va., and Athol, Md.

So, in the US, it seems that most elevators are made by a company called Otis.

I found out one day a few years back that the most popular elevators in the UK are made by a company called the Schindler Group.

Also known as… wait for it… Schindler’s Lifts.:smiley:

There is a nature area near me called Boggy Beaver Wetlands. I also saw a sign for Sandy Beaver Insurance the other day.

Yep.

There’s an Intercourse, Pennsylvania which oddly enough is in Amish country.

And of course, you have to go through Intercourse to get from Blue Ball to Paradise

Heh, I drive by Hung Far Low all the time.

There’s a dry cleaner in Beaverton called P&S Cleaners.

Just make sure you take the right road or you’ll wind up Bird-in-Hand.

I guess I must have missed those on the Girl Scout field trip. We were too busy giggling about intercourse while the troop leaders tried to get us to shut up.

For the longest time there was a dentist’s office above S & M Liquors in Wakefield, MA. Amused every time I drove by. These days it’s a hair salon, which also has amusing potential.