Woo! We’re psychotic! I mean, psychic!
What I want to know is how we’re going to split Randi’s million bucks?
Hmm. I was thinking about Five-Time Bee Suit Wearing Contest Champ.
I was thinking about Olivesmarchs4th.
But then again, I always am thinking about her.
Dam she is hot 
Well, fuck me.
(wash the bees off first though)
Okay now I have to admit, as I wasn’t expecting it to work quite so effectively, I’m not too sure of the particulars of the next portion of my plan. Are those bees under your thought control? Could you direct them towards any person of your choosing?
like Karl Rove maybe?
Now that the SDMB hive mind has been properly calibrated, is it time for the head exploding and setting things on fire with the power of the mind? 
I thought we’d already tee’d up Karl Rove.
We should start small, first, for practice. My neighbor has an annoying dog he’s too stupid to train properly…
You’re both right. 
[Semi-hijack] I caught Eddie’s gig at Shoreline Amphitheater on Saturday, and it was a blast.
He got a standing ovation before even saying a word. His reaction was to say, “You’re doing that too early, I could be shit!” Opening at dusk, he was distracted by a small flock of swallows flying around, but he incorporated them into the act with hilarious results. [/semi-hijack]
Let’s summon another Doper.
This won’t work because:
- Telepathy doesn’t really exist.
- There is no number 2.
- ???
Profit?
Er, no. I was trying to riff on the popular meme surrounding the Doper you referred to. I think. Maybe I got the wrong Doper, and/or my lame attempt at humor simply didn’t cut it.
I snickered, Wheelz.
Oh I get it, I was just riffing on your riffing.
I wonder how far down the list of handles we can get…
Still on board.
-D/a
*Am I disqualified from being summoned because I’m already here?
How do you think you got here?
Time machine. I’m the guy that keeps inspiring that thread.
-D/a