… after viewing these four images.
No, we don’t name him, nor do any of us PM him, or mention this thread in any other threads in which he participates. We just think very hard of his username whilst viewing the images. Eventually, he is telepathically drawn to this thread, and posts to congratulate us all on our psychic abilities. Then we consider how to hold the world to ransom with our superpowers. OK?
I know of whom you speak.
Thought ray- ON!
I’m doing it!
I chuckle at his name, ever since the “How did you get your username” thread…
I’m in!
Hnnnnnngggh
pfFFFFFFFffnnngh
Hnnngnnnggggrrr
Wow. Thinking is hard.
I don’t think E.I. posts here, though I wish he did.
I wonder if this mystery Doper prefers cake or death?
The irony of this, if it works, is that the Subject/Recipient need not know about this thread or if they do know, posting to it. …
In fact, if you were the subject, would you acknowlege it?
Yup. Y’all start a thread about an Attack from the 3rd dimension, and I’d drop in.
I dont know a poster named “three inch thick epidermis” 
There’s a poster with the name “I.M. Nuts”?
Of course not. But there is one named Anaphylactic Shock.
Bee serious!
I’ll help, but now it’s going to take longer before Karl Rove’s head explodes.
smoke emits from ears
hair catches fire
Ow, damn, I hope this was worth it.
Oh well, if that’s the choice, I’d hate to disturb you from your far more worthy efforts. Do get back on Rove’s case.
The rest of you… try harder!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
I know him! I know that guy! The guy in that picture! He writes on a message board I frequent. Gotta be him. Who else would wear shirts like that?
Woah!
I felt the universe pulling me to the Straight Dope, like a magnet. All I could think about at work today was “Boy I sure wish I was at the SD posting in a thread about bees!”
And here I am.
It worked!