“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” by Napoleon XIV
or
“Three If A Magic Number” from the Schoolhouse Rock. Shoot why not their whole library.
or
“Hazard” by Richard Marx. Especially if you request it.
“-LY” by Tom Lehrer.
Or really, anything by him, even “Smut.”
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
Hey! I take exception to that comment (and to the original sentiment that it makes for inapproprite stripper music for what ever reason). The world is fulll of guys who’d love to see the sort of women that club would hire…err…ok, Freddy Mecury wasn’t on of them…but that’s not the point. The point, which I don’t think can be made stongley enough, is that we make the rockin’ world go round 
Followed by Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue’s “Where the Wild Roses Grow”
That might actually be kind of hot for a dark, dangerous-looking brunette to slowly dance to. You know the type!
Well, I guess that says something about what the XBF considered erotic. Of course, he also thought that trying to dislocate my hip was really erotic, too.
Mammy - Al Jolson
Revolution 9 - The Beatles
Mill Valley - Miss Abrams and the Strawberry Point 4th Grade Class (actually, this song is inappropriate for any occasion)
Dust in the Wind - Kansas
Pretty sure that’s The Police, and not Clapton, that you’re thinking of.
Jesus Christ Superstar
Not sure if these were mentioned already:
Sabre Dance
Baby Elephant Walk
The Mission—John Williams
Fingerprints of God—Steven Curtis Chapman
March of the Gladiators
Pomp and Circumstance
Or, anything by Mitch Miller’s gang.
Theme from The Third Man by Anton Karas
Anything by Mantovani or the Jackie Gleason orchestra.
The theme from The Simpsons
Y.M.C.A.
Albinoni’s Adagio
Battle Hymn of the Republic
Highway to Hell (incl The Ballad of Jed Clampett) - by the Fargone Beauties
Stairway to Heaven - the Rolf Harris cover
Mars - from Holst’s The Planets
The Internationale
God Save the Queen
The original Sesame Street theme
Anything by Wagner
Elvis is Everywhere - Mojo Nixon
The theme from Get Smart
Anything by Johnny Cash
First stripper I ever saw danced to Metallica’s One. I love the song, but it’s not really a great stripper song. I gave her a tip cause she was hot and it’s still a good song. For a while I had a neighbor who was a stripper, and she had once mentioned borrowing an Evanessence CD, but alas she didn’t say which track. I also wanted to add that Simon & Garfunkel would suck as stripper music.
Taps
Für Elise—Beethoven
Men of Harlech
In Sa’altu
Main Theme to Godzilla
Hatikvah
Johnny is Gone for a Soldier
Pack Up Your Troubles (in an old kit bag and smile, smile, smile)
I Will Wait for You—Connie Francis
When the Tigers Broke Free
Kill All the Humans—Rob Crow
Anything by Jimmy Durante
Plescheyevo Lake (Song of Alexander Nevsky)—Prokofiev
#1 Crush—Garbage
Blue Moon—The Mavericks
Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima—Penderecki
I thought of another one. The theme song from Highway to Heaven
What was my old list?
Bread - It Doesn’t Matter to Me. Really, anything by Bread except Guitar Man.
Carpenters - Only Yesterday
Rush - Tom Sawyer
Styx - Mister Roboto
Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon
Rush - The Trees
Ted Nugent - Fred Bear
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue. Really, anything by Johnny Cash.
Yes - Starship Trooper
Patti Smith - Rock ‘n’ Roll N**ger
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man’s Party
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant song
John Denver - Rocky Mountain High.
John Walsh - Turn to Stone
Lita Ford - Only Women Bleed
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills
Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell
Daddy’s Hands
A Mighty Fortress Is Our God