Lazy? This from the guy who has barely posted? Granted, you’ve had off board crap but so have a lot of people. If you don’t care this much, why bother keeping you around? Either we’re being lazy by lynching you because you are genuinely a Townie, or we’re doing a good thing because you’re an SK. Either way, you haven’t contributed anything to this game.
I respectfully disagree. See, you’re more likely to kill Town than Scum anyway (even though the odds are getting better for the Latter) and since Scum will kill Town every Night (unless they happen to target the Doctor), you’re only helping Scum to get to their target population sooner.
The only actual quandary would have been whether we lynched you or let the Vig target you at Night. The former option would always have been the favored one (to prevent you from using your Night power).
What if the gastard thing is that we don’t know who we’ve been killing because everyone who dies shows up as a Townie of some sort? Even if they’re really scum?
That would explain why Hoopy Frood frowned on anyone posting after they were killed. So they couldn’t post and be like, “Wait, town? I was scum.” Plus the reveals don’t have the gastard’s honest truth.
Recognizing that mod questions are not often answered, but that since there’s doubt someone has to ask it…
Should the day-ending posts, including reveals, be taken as Gasterd’s Honest Truth?
Really, have we ever answered a mod question? If we have then I need to track down hoopy and smack him with a fish for getting too into his good cop role.
All questions need to be submitted to the receptionist at the front desk.
The vote was unanimous. They Villagers had all decided to lynch Nanook for not posting much.
“He hasn’t been helpful!” exclaimed Zeriel.
“Who cares that he’s had things he needed to take care of! We need to find the scum and if he’s not part of the solution, he’s part of the problem!” BillMC intoned
“Yeah! Kill him!” agreed Freudian Slit.
“Wait!” shouted Nanook. “I’m not town, but I’m not scum either! I’m the serial killer. If you kill me, you get a mislynch, and I have to kill scum to win anyway. If you keep me alive, I can kill scum for you!”
“Bah!” retorted ZSofia. “You’re still a threat to us, and it’s not as if you’ve presented us with a better target. Now, how do we go about killing you?”
“I know!” interjected Allwalker. “We’ll quarter him!”
“How is throwing pocket change at him going to accomplish anything?” inquired Mahaloth.
“I think what our esteemed colleague means is dividing his body into quarters,” answered Diggit. “I think we should do it the French way. With horses. I’ll bet there’ll be some in the stable.”
So the Villagers got four horses and rope and tied one end of each rope to a limb of Nanook and the other end a horse. Then they prodded each of the horses forward at the same time. As Nanook’s body was painfully separated and his screams died off, they looked around for his card, but couldn’t find it on him, or in his room. Finally they started removing clothes from the corpse. Cold Phoenix took his left shoe off, they found the card sitting in the bottom. The Villagers gathered around and Cold Phoenix flipped over the card. On it was written:
Nanook of the North Shore - Town Doc
Night begins now and will end 3 P.M. Tuesday CDT. All night actions need to be into me by then.
The current player list consists of:
Alive:
3. Zsofia
5. Mahaloth
6. DiggitCamara
8. BillMC
10. Zeriel
12. AllWalker
13. ColdPhoenix
15. Freudian Slit
Dead:
2. Tom Scud - Town Vanilla - Lynched Day 1
- peekercpa - Town Vanilla - Killed Night 1
- Normal Phase - Town Vanilla - Killed Night 1
- DarthSensitive- Town Vanilla - Lynched Day 2
- TexCat - Town Vanilla - Killed Night 2
- Gryff - Town Vigilante - Killed Night 2
- Nanook of the North Shore - Town Doc - Lynched Day 3
Huh. Interesting.
Let the fluff begin!
Anyone like that drink they call “beer”?
I’ll take a schooner glass filled with vodka, please. Preferably something that’s been on the same continent as Russia at some point.
One schooner glass with vodka.
Now who ordered that single plum floating in cologne served in a man’s hat?
Well, at least after Nanook’s demise we’ll know whether or not your theory holds water.
Forgot to put the final vote count with the color:
**Nanook of the North Shore (8): ** - Zeriel, BillMC, Freudian Slit, Allwalker, Mahaloth, DiggitCamara, Zsofia, ColdPhoenix
Not Voting: - Nanook of the North Shore
WTF? I’m confuzzled! I need Beer!
It’s too bloody hot in San Jose for me - I wanna to home to tropical england!
Uh, we’ve started the Screamer’s Mafia now. It’s an highly interesting setup developed by Pedescribe and is excellent.
The game is on the main Game Room page now. 
I learned the hard way I can’t do more than one game at once, Maha. =P
I’m perfecting a new drink. I call it Munchausen’s by Proxy.
I’m gonna be ambitious and try to do both this game and that one.
… what just happened?
I’ll take some wood alcohol, please. Wood is natural, so it must be good for you!
Interesting! Things may not be as bleak as they seem! 
“AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!”
The scream pierced the air, jolting all the villagers out of bed. As they all quickly ran out of their homes, they heard another one, coming from the vicinity of Mahaloth’s place. As they got closer, they heard more screams coming from his room. DiggitCamara busted open the locked front door of Mahaloth’s home and everyone ran upstairs to his room. But instead of Mahaloth, they found nothing more than a CD player hooked up to an amplifier and speakers. On the desk was a case for a horror sound affects CD. Turning the amp off, Zeriel was asked what they should do next. As if an an answer, the strains of Bach’s Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor were then heard playing from the piano in the bar. Making their way to the bar, they found Mahaloth in front of the piano. However, it wasn’t him that was playing. Instead, it was another sound system. In fact, it would have been very difficult for Mahaloth to be playing anything seeing as how he had been garroted by a piano wire. BillMC ejected the CD from the player and went to put it in its case next to the player. However, upon opening the case, he discovered a playing card taped face down to the inside cover. Removing it, he flipped it over and showed to everybody. It read:
**Mahaloth - Mafia Goon
**
Freudian Slit then noticed that another of the Villagers was missing. AllWalker was not among the group in the tavern. They went to his house and found the door slightly ajar. ZSofia opened the door and was suprised to immediately find AllWalker staring at her. Well, not so much staring as looking past her with a glazed look in his eyes. The reason for the glazed look was because his head had no body attached to it. The body was still propped against the guillotine that had severed his head clean off. The blade gleamed brightly in the morning sun, almost blindingly so. In fact, due to the brightness and the grisly scene, they missed the playing card that was attached to the blade at first. But ColdPhoenix’s sharp eyes saw it. He pulled it off and flipped it over. It read:
**Allwalker - Town Cop
**
Day 4 begins now and will end 3 P.M. Friday CDT.
The current player list consists of:
Alive:
3. Zsofia
6. DiggitCamara
8. BillMC
10. Zeriel
13. ColdPhoenix
15. Freudian Slit
Dead:
2. Tom Scud - Town Vanilla - Lynched Day 1
- peekercpa - Town Vanilla - Killed Night 1
- Normal Phase - Town Vanilla - Killed Night 1
- DarthSensitive- Town Vanilla - Lynched Day 2
- TexCat - Town Vanilla - Killed Night 2
- Gryff - Town Vigilante - Killed Night 2
- Nanook of the North Shore - Town Doc - Lynched Day 3
- Mahaloth - Mafia Goon - Killed Night 3
- AllWalker - Town Cop - Killed Night 3
Great. Three power roles down, and I’m assuming we have an SK.
Based on? This just strikes me as a really odd thing to say.