PM received. I am looking forward to playing.
Got my PM
I was going to come in and say that there is only likely to be one serial killer and vig as the required killing would mean a very short game. Didn’t think of lots of doctors to counteract it.
ok let’s try this.
regarding mod edits of rules
mod question: if a rule gets edited or changed will this become public knowledge?
well i seem to recall somewhere (idle’s board?) that hoop mentioned that it ought to take a month. and with two cycles per week that could potentially be eight cycles which would be a bunch. 'course, depending on how many nks go on we might also be looking for another game by next weekend.
HEY! Unless you mean Hoopy’s mini I demand you take that back!
You expect us to change the rules mid stream? Good idea, I’ll have to talk to Hoop about that.
yeh, i was in rehab getting all dried up and shit
Sorry, no can do. There was too much noise and other random crap going on for my liking. That doesn’t mean it wasn’t well designed or run or anything like that, just that I didn’t like it.
Well, lucky for you the design of this game was all Hoopy, Nanook. He just brought me on board because…actually I’m not really sure why I am here. But I plan to make the most of it.
And I accept your heartfelt apology for besmirching the good name of my last Great and Glorious Gastard Game. It *was *a great game that everyone enjoyed, including yourself. Glad you saw reason on that one.
[Gasterds’ Honest Truth]
Yes.
[/Gasterds’ Honest Truth]
Why, because of your cunning wit, of course!
And to help me with vote counts.
Actually, I just needed someone to pin the blame on if things go wrong.
BTW, is there a way to do strikeout text on this board? I’m thinking “no” but I thought I’d ask.
The [noparse][del][/noparse] tag.
I CARE! Not that your edit note was copied in the quote or anything.
But I care. I care a lot.
So are you baiting us into lynching you, Chronos?
**A fireball streaks from the sky and slams into Chronos igniting him and sending him sprawling 20 feet backwards. As his body shrivels to a crisp, oddly enough, no one around him is even remotely singed.
Chronos, a non-player, has been Smasterized! (I.e. Gasterd Smitten)**
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so quoting is ok then.
Quote:
You are a Vanilla Townie. But, hey, vanilla is a flavor, right? You’re not called “Plain Townie” after all! Yeah, you’re important! You can vote to lynch all interloping scum you have come to take over your town. Go you! Of course, so can everyone else, and they have additional powers to boot. So in the grand scheme of things you’re a wimp. Suck it up! You win when all threats to the town’s safety have been removed from the game.
Quote:
You are a Mafia Goon, your partners are _____, who are also Mafia Goons. All of you failed out of Mafia power-role school which is why you’re all just goons. You have to envy the Godfather’s from afar and deep down inside you know they make fun of your failures. Suck it up! Each night you may discuss the game at [insert location and password here]. Before Night’s end, you must send me via PM on the Straight Dope the name of a player who you want to eliminate from the game, and the Scum player who will be performing the kill. You win when all other players are eliminated or nothing can be done to prevent this from happening.
Quote:
You are a Cop. Everyone in town likes you because you can confirm them as town so they won’t get lynched, and you can out the scum so they’ll get lynched instead of a townie. At least that’s what they tell you to your face. In reality, they think you’re a self-important and aggrandizing prick who thinks he runs the damn place. Suck it up! Each night you may send me the name of a player. I will tell you whether that player is Mafia or Town. And there aren’t even any Godfathers or Millers to screw you up. Lucky you! You win when all threats to the town’s safety have been removed from the game.
Quote:
You are a Doc. Everyone in town likes you because you can protect them from dying. At least that’s what they tell you to your face. In reality, they think you’re a quack because you miss your protections most of the time. It’s a good thing you have a good lawyer because if you didn’t either the AMA (suck it non-Americans) would have revoked your license by now or the malpractice suits would have driven you into bankruptcy. Suck it up! Each night you may send me the name of a player. If that player is targeted for killing during the night, they will survive instead. You win when all threats to the town’s safety have been removed from the game.
Quote:
You are a Roleblocker. Everyone hates you because you thwart them. Town…Scum…doesn’t matter. Town probably hates you more, though, since you’re supposed to be on their side, but usually you end up blocking the Doc or the Cop while completely missing the Scum. Heck, maybe town should lynch you out of principle just so you don’t hurt their case. But suck it up! At least you can’t hurt the vanilla. Each night you may send me the name of a player. If that player would be taking an action that night, their action will fail. You win when all threats to the town’s safety have been removed from the game.
Quote:
You are a Vigilante, the coolest town role there is. Or so you like to think just because you have your own gun. In reality, you’re hated even more than the roleblocker. Because at least when the roleblocker fucks up he doesn’t directly kill an innocent. Yeah, nice shootin’, Tex! Even the vanilla invoke your name in blasphemous terms. Suck it up! Each night you must send me via PM on the Straight Dope the name of a player you want to target. You win when all threats to the town’s safety have been eliminated.
Quote:
You are a Serial Killer, the coolest role there is. Or so you like to think just because you have your own gun. In reality, you’re just an insane murderous creep with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Even the vig has a empathy and a conscience. Suck it up! Each night you must send me via PM on the Straight Dope the name of a player you want to target. You win when you are the last player alive or everybody is dead.
i am definitely one of these unless i am not. and i certainly have the same description(s) unless they have been modified or edited or have been made up to fit a role that may not be listed in the above, if there are any.
Oh, and for those who want spoilers, the spoiler board is now fully armed and operational.
So PM for access.
(And to nip in the bud any smartasses, this message does not apply to any active players/subs.)
Note to self: do not edit
Further notes to self: [del] Do not offer helpful, asked for advice to mods. [/del] Watch out for smasterizing fireballs.
Wait. He’s Gasterd-Smitten? So. He’s in luuurrve with the Gasterd? How sweet.
But shouldn’t he have announced that fact?