I don’t doubt that dual use pens, which can be used for writing or vaping, have long existed, but THIS is definitely aimed at teenagers. The word “rizz” was a dead giveaway.
If you don’t know, “rizz” is a slang term basically meaning “charisma.” I hadn’t heard or seen it until recently either.
Your rizz is partially a function of your drip - how blinged out you are, and what sort of heat you rock. It can be improved with a glow-up, but fundamentally, it’s a measure of your game. (Better not be sus, though, 'cuz that’s cringe af.)
The last time I saw Hawkwind, the last time they came to the States, Dave Brock and Ron Tree didn’t make it. Bummer.
Captain Rizz filled in, and the band did their best.
(It was a weekend in summer in Ohio at a place called Nelson Ledges, and it was actually quite a blast!)
Looks like Capt. Rizz is modifying the Rizla company’s trademark. Rizla is a brand of cigarette papers, and they were my go-to when I rolled my own cigarettes, back in the day. Only tobacco for me, never anything else, though Rizlas were perfectly fine for rolling things other than tobacco.
Raygun, a Des Moines-based t-shirt vendor (and other graphics too) has stickers that say “This is my emotional support water bottle.”
On a more serious note, when I worked at the old hospital in the 00s, I once told my boss that maybe I should start smoking too, so I could get extra breaks. I found out that he was a former smoker and didn’t find the comment all that amusing, but he understood.