At a previous job I drove to and from work on a very busy highway. I had changed into a brand new pair of running shoes to take a run or a hike after work in a place near work, and when I changed back out of my running shoes I placed them temporarily, and then promptly forgot them, on top of my Jeep.
So I’m driving home on the busy highway and I happen to glance in my rear view mirror and see a shoe fly off onto the highway. I immediately curse myself for putting anything “temporarily” on the roof of the Jeep.
I get home and see one lone shoe, wedged against the roof rack, which somehow managed to not fly off on a 30 mile drive at 70mph. It’s Friday, so all that weekend I think “maybe the shoe landed in the breakdown lane and will be recoverable…?” Again, brand new pair of shoes I really liked. It was a summer weekend, with no rain.
The following Monday on the way home I’m eagle-eyeing the breakdown lane all the way. And then…I see it. The shoe, sole-down, looking perfect, like it was on display at the shoe store.
So I pull over, into the breakdown lane, put on my flashers. The shoe had landed on the breakdown lane of an overpass, which was kinda scary to walk on- on one side, a small guardrail and a big drop onto a highway below. On the other side, semi trucks are blowing past me and kicking up uncomfortable amounts of wind and debris. But I soldier on until I get to the shoe, which looks pristine. Victory!
On the way back to my Jeep, I see a couple has pulled over just behind where I am parked. They walk toward me with concern— “are you ok? Do you need any help?” I didn’t feel like getting into the whole story, so I just said, “nah, I’m good thanks, just lost a shoe” holding up the recovered prize. They looked at me like I was nuts. On the drive home I realized they must have thought I meant the shoe I was wearing and wondered how you lose a shoe driving on the freeway.
Sadly though, when I tried my recovered shoe on, I discover a hard plastic shell part around the heel became permanently deformed from apparently at least one car tire running over it, which made it unwearable. I tried to form it back into shape, but it was never the same.