Make me feel better, please–I was wearing a watch when I left for work this morning, and along the way: No Watch.
I’ve since returned home, checked the likely places I might have left it, and --nothing. It had a loose pin, and I probably dislodged it pulling my backpack on or my jacket. It was the only valuable item I wore routinely–it was a gift from a girlfriend, and I think it set her back around $500.
So: what valuable items have you lost? How long did you wander around, looking in places you’d looked eight times before? How many times did you try to use it, out of habit, only to be reminded that YOU LOST IT, DUMBASS?
Come on, folks, misery loves company.