Someone sent me this joke from the Saturday Independent, and maybe it’s still early for me or it could be the glimmerings of a cold, but I don’t get it:
I have the feeling I’m going to be very embarrassed when someone replies. Maybe I’ll just post a preemptive :smack:.
Either it’s surrealism (M follows A for no discernable reason except humor,) or it’s existentialism (everything depends on individual action, therefore, existentialism means whatever you say it means.)
[sub]It was the first sig line I had when I signed up on the SDMB in May of 2000…well, mine was actually “The thing about a duck is, one of it’s legs are both the same”, but close enough[/sub]
I WAS ROBBED!!! [sub]Do you suppose I could get them to pay me royalties?[/sub]
We had a duck once. The rooster used to rape it, even if it was a male. To this day, I’m not sure if the rooster was gay, or the structured life in the barnyard made him think he was incarcerated.
I saw that quote, the one I made my sig line, on a restroom wall in a kind of “funky” restaurant zillions of years ago…and it tickled me. I repeated it to my friends, and they had never heard it before and thought it was hilarious!!!
So, when I signed up here, I just thought…“Heh, now I can actually USE that unique and funny/weird quote”…just goes to show what a sheltered life I lead!