Duck Season!
Rabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Rabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Rabbit Season!
Baby Season!
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw of a newborn nursery and there was a baby flying around the room like a balloon losing it’s air. It was titled “Belly Button Slip Knot” I thought it was a Gary Larson cartoon.
Are any of these flying babies going to be flying and crying at the same time? Because that would upset some people.
Fish gotta swim. Babies gotta fly. wink
Clearly you never were around my child. From the very beginning, he was an arm waver. I remember when we were still at the hospital, a nurse was showing us the proper way to turn him into a baby burrito, with his arms tucked in. Five minutes after she’d wrapped him up, he’d wriggled his arms free and continued to do so EVERY TIME somebody wrapped him up. He didn’t mind being wrapped up..he just didn’t want his arms confined.
Personally, I think it wasn’t so much that he didn’t want his arms confined but that he wanted to show off his dangler–he was born with an extra bit of flesh (the doctor called it a ‘digit’ and we usually referred to it as a finger, for simplicity’s sake) dangling from his right hand. I was a little sad we had to have it removed for safety’s sake when he was a few months old. It was kind of cool to see people lean over and go “Oh what a cute..OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ON HIS HAND?”.
Particularly during summer (but whenever it’s warm) we have Pants Off Fridays, when we can give the baby nappy off time on a towel outside, while her older sister frolics around without her big girl pants. It’s fun! And good for their bums.
I predict this will soon become a new Doper Tradition.™
Just remember that those cute little naked babies flying around overhead…
… have not yet been toilet trained. 
My first thought upon seeing that title was “Infants Fly Free; they fit in the catapult bucket.”
He also had one with pilots sitting on top of a giant baby; “Everything checks up and is ready to go. OK, let’s get this baby off the ground.”
Could have been worse - if it was a story about a teacup ride that sped up out of control…
I remember that one! It still makes me laugh to think of.
Me too. That’s a classic, along with “Kat Fud” and “Birds of prey know they’re cool.”
I wanna work where you work.
Pants off Fridays…we could pair that up with pants on the ground Saturdays!