Infinity war 'seen it' thread (spoilers)

Went back and watched it a second time tonight, watching for details instead of pure unadulterated joy (the best way to watch an MCU movie), and find some answers to things I thought of reading this discussion.

The “best” villains always are. They offer some measure of profit/pleasure/eternal happiness, if one can only ignore that missing thing - like empathy or genocidal tendencies.

The ending “deaths” didn’t bother me much the first time, but they clobbered me this time around, especially Scarlet Witch, Peter Parker, and Groot. Peter’s and Groot’s deaths were hard both for the aforementioned “scared kid” voice and their innocence. Remember in GotG2, Groot spent the entire movie playing and dancing (except for the whole big button deal). Stark has obviously taken on a father role for Parker, even if he refuses to admit it, and to have him wisp in Tony’s arms has to have a profound emotional impact going forward.

It’s been consistently outrageous for awhile now. Steve Rogers pulled a freaking helicopter out of the sky in Civil War. I just go into every scene assuming every character is as powerful as the others, unless the other is a Bad Guy. They’re invincible without the combined strength of several Supers.

Also, it’s pretty strongly implied that Rogers got some vibranium tech before the big battle, as T’Challa tells someone off-screen to “get this man a shield”.

But Thanos isn’t omniscient, and wasn’t omnipotent until acquiring all the stones. It seemed like the Tesseract and the Time Stone were both located on alternate dimensions until recalled by Loki and Strange, respectively. The Supers greatest strengths (loyalty and love) are also their biggest DUUUUURP weaknesses.

I had the same conversation with a few other people - there’s something like 14 movies just to INTRODUCE the characters in Infinity War, even more for backstory (I think the only one you don’t need is Ant-Man, if you just accept him as a character in Civil War and promptly shunt him aside, as he doesn’t reappear).

The Bifrost sent Hulk back. Then there’s obviously the explanation of Thanos returning - neither Banner nor Strange actually know WHO Thanos is, so I’d wager there is some time passing there, and then the search for Stark. It might not be days, but several hours could have easily passed. If Asgard is close to Earth and the refugees are already halfway there, it’s not so far (on a galactic scale) as it might be.

Thor got his ass kicked the first time around - Rocket touches on this during their conversation.

T - “No one has ever defeated me.”

R - “Thanos did.”

T - “No one has ever defeated me twice.”

Oh, there’s so many interesting ways they could have ended the movie if they wanted a “WTF” audience. The Captain Marvel one was pretty great too, if IW2 wasn’t already filmed.
My thoughts:

Tony Stark is alone on Titan with Nebula, and she’s not exactly the comforting type. He’s spent his entire time knowing Peter Parker keeping him as far from true danger as he could, and had to watch the kid wisp in front of him anyway. That’s gonna mess him up, especially after his whole conversation about kids with Pepper at the start of the movie.

Elizabeth Olsen and Josh Brolin need some awards. They’ll never get them because superhero movie, but they were masterful. Olsen’s lip quiver when Vision finally says “It’s time” is like a gut punch from Thanos. Even with the CGI, Brolin’s portrayal of loss was fantastic. Remember, he lost all of his children in a very short period. Even as a genocidal maniac willing to murder one child and torture another in order to continue his murder spree, you got the feeling he felt grief over them.

A point of weakness even for Super Saiyan Thanos - he’s not omniscient and his power is generally localized. Throughout the movie, the things he’s done wear off after he leaves - Drax and Mantis regain their forms on Knowhere, Banner pulls the Hulkbuster out of the cliff.

Also, the Dark Order was never defeated in a straight up fight - every single death was the result of being surprised. Nothing more to it, just something I noticed - sucked out into space, rocketed into the force field, tossed into a wrecking ball by someone believed out of the fight, and stabbed in the back. Their weapons all had some pretty impressive abilities - Cull Obsidian’s transforming hammer, Proxima Midnight’s staff returning to her a la Mjollnir, and Corvus Glaive’s well…glaive, going through vibranium like butter and redirect Mind Stone blasts.

I’ll say the humor in this one was MUCH better than Ragnarok or even GotG2. Banner’s issues with Hulking out added to the tension while still raising a smirk, and the interplay between the various groups (Quill and Thor, Stark and Strange, Rocket and Bucky) really added to the movie. None of it felt forced. Drax’s “I’ve mastered the ability to stand so still as to be invisible to the eye” bit was fantastic, as well as Stark’s “Did you really just say hitherto undreamt of?”

Last point: let’s take as accepted that Stark and Banner are quite possibly THE eminent geniuses in the world. It took Shuri about 5 seconds to obliterate their approach on Vision. It was definitely a “DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUM!” moment.

Loved it, best MCU since A1, imho.
My theory is that Heindall saw a path to victory involving the Hulk and that’s why he beamed him off the ship instead of Thor or himself (not that he’s a coward, but that battle was clearly lost), Hulk knows this and that’s why he refused to come out, he’s waiting for the opportune moment. We never see the Hulk and Strange on the same battlefield, do we? I think these two paths will converge.

I got the feeling he was pulling his punches at a few points - like at the end, when he used his power to just knock the Avengers aside instead of atomizing them. With Drax and Mantis, I think he was purposely avoiding killing his daughter’s friends.

I love/hate this movie like none I can think of before.

The notes I jotted while my reactions were fresh:

Incredibly thrilling, with the flat-out best action I’ve seen in any superhero movie ever. I have increasingly gotten fatigued with the big fights in these movies, but here I found that to be the best part. Amazing. As long as I turned off my brain so as not to nitpick. SO many logic holes.

So they already had to evacuate a reduced Asgardian population, and then now they are all dead? Harsh. Reminds me of “Last Jedi”.

Seriously, Cap almost overpowers Thanos? Pfffft.

Why didn’t Strange just use the same tactic as in the end of his own movie? And how does Thanos get to rewind time but then his actions in time are not rewound?

Hate when people give up stuff that will kill trillions to save one person. That’s how Thanos got the Time Stone, and the location of the Soul Stone. (Strange better have sabotaged his somehow.)

Bucky: I have the same issue with him as I always did with the Six Million Dollar Man. A super-powered arm attached to a normal-strength body is just begging for massive, bloody tissue damage right at the attachment point (the shoulder or wherever).

The Guardians almost checkmated Thanos (that might have been the best action sequence in the movie), but then Starlord fucked it up. Oh well, at least he was one of only two good guys (along with Scarlet Witch) willing to sacrifice a loved one (before his gun ended up shooting bubbles).

Speaking of SW, critics have noted in previous movies that her powers are ill-defined. Now she’s just way overpowered.

Why on earth did Thanos keep punching when he could just bend reality and end people? And he’s willing to kill half the universe, but as he’s on his quest, he doesn’t bother to kill heroes who oppose him? Even heroes he turned into weird Cubist pieces reassemble after he leaves–huh? His reality-bending powers were cool to see on the screen, but they blow a massive hole in the plot.

It’s exhausting to have all these “entire universe” stakes all the time, and it gives you nowhere to go from there. I suppose that’s why two of my favorite superhero movies in recent years have been Spidey flicks.

What percentage of the audience makes the connection between the ending and “The Leftovers”? .001%?

I think there’s an element of superhero-y hubris in there: I can give up this deadly weapon to save one person because I’ll stop you in Round Two. Strange says as much after he gives up the Time stone, now we’re in the end game.

I have read online that the leading candidate for the name of the sequel is Avengers: Endgame.

Works for me.

I think it’s more likely that Strange knew that the only way to win, the one out of the 14 million scenarios he saw, had to involve Thanos getting all the stones and snapping his fingers.

And we’re back to the “Strange knows stuff so we can’t argue with it.” argument.

I mean, it’s true, but it’s kind of a cop out. And I think they wrote the movie to lead us to that cop out. It’s not necessarily a fault of the fans to say this; I think it’s a fault of the movie.

I think it’s more a case of “we’ve only seen the first half of the story so we can’t argue about it.”

I think that was almost just humoring him. Maybe he was a bit stronger than Thanos expected. He tried to slap him away like he was a normal person, and had to exert just a bit more strength. He ended up tossing him like a rag doll once he used a more appropriate amount of power.

It was probably one of the 14 million strategies that Strange looked at that didn’t work. Why, we could speculate, but the fact that Thanos has 4 gems may prevent it from being as effective.

Same as when Strange reversed the bite in the apple in his own movie when he was first experimenting with it. That’s why the time stone is not to be played with, it could create unhealthy paradoxes.

That’s one theory, that since Strange had possession of the time stone, that he may have done something to it. But it may be just that giving him the stone was part of the 1 in 14 million plan that works out.

I was under the impression that he was augmented otherwise as well.

In both those cases, Thanos took his time, and allowed the heroes to perform the painful sacrifice, before snatching it away and making their choice meaningless. Kinda a dick move, really.

The important thing is to remember that this was Thano’s story. He was the protagonist on a quest to save the universe. He was doing this out of the goodness of his heart. As the good guy of the story, he wanted to avoid too much collateral damage.

Note that his henchmen didn’t have the same philosophy. They seemed to get a great deal of enjoyment out of death and destruction.

Well, not “entire universe”, more like half. :slight_smile:

Though I agree, the cataclysmic events always happening tend to dull the suspense. We know that the REALLY BAD thing isn’t actually going to happen. One of the reasons I liked Firefly and Serenity. That was really high stakes for the characters, but not really that high a stake for the rest of the 'verse.

If anyone is 100% a dick, it’s Thanos. I bet even Rhomann Dey would agree.

Well, he claims he’s doing it out of the goodness of his heart. The truth is that his own people died out completely due to overpopulation, and he wants to prove to himself that they could have been saved if they had only listened to him.

Well, it’s not just Strange. Loki hands over the stone to save Thor and then expects to be able to stab Thanos in the throat. Gamora gives the location of the Soul stone to save her sister but she also knows that others are working to stop Thanos. Point being, none of them really approached it from “Well, they’re all going to die but I saved you” and more like “Unfortunate, but it saved you and bought us some time for Plan B”

Thor said specifically that Thanos killed half the asgardians.

I know its impossible to expect anyone to keep track of this but you can tell every time Thanos is using the stones or not because they start glowing. Hulk beat the crap out of him until he started using the power stone. Cap barely held off completely unpowered Thanos. Still a significantly powerful being, but nothing compared to what he can do with the stones. Thanos thinks he is a hero, he tries to act like it. Comforting SW after she killed Vision was not taunting, it was genuine.

Because he saw the future and he knows what will work and what won’t.

If you keep eating the same apple, wouldn’t that actually be a rather healthy paradox?

Yeah, he said that. I just wonder what happened to the other half. The ship they were on was blown up.

Also, seems as though the asgardians were recently through a fairly steep culling of their population from Ragnarok. They didn’t really need to have their numbers reduced again.

It wasn’t until you put their names in the same sentence in this post that I realized that this movie is a reunion movie for them from Spike Lee’s 2013 remake of Old Boy. This time around they didn’t get much screen time together, although their little bit of interaction was significant. Hopefully they get more scenes together next time.

Oh, and I forget who it was but there was a poster upthread, on a previous page at this point, who expressed discomfort at the romance between Olsen and Bettany, given the age difference. Well, if that makes you feel uncomfortable you definitely do not want to watch Olsen and Brolin together in Old Boy!

I assume a different ship, we didn’t see most of the secondary cast from Ragnarok either.

The Russos mentioned an escape pod or ship I think.

Did you survive Thanos’s Reckoning?

I did it on my phone and it says yes, on my computer it said no.

So I’m going with yes.

I got dusted. On the plus side, this means I don’t have to live through the aftermath and can sit pretty while the rest of y’all rescue me.