INFO YOU REQUESTED

What? I haven’t requested shit. Please be advised you pulsating sewer rat dick sucking no-talent drops of trickling anal fluid, that I have zero interest in your human being/animal exploiting pork butt nasty assed bestiality website. I also got better things to do than view your “barely legal” webpages, you lower bowel reaming greasy fart huffing scum, do you understand?

And by the way, is that the best email subject line you could dream up to peddle your porn, you ignorant high foreheaded weasel dicks? The “corporate” approach? How about this, how about you go cornhole a rabid menstrating skunk while sucking the watery part off a fresh steaming pile of human diaharria with a straw, video tape it and put it on your site. Then who knows, I may just click on your link.
Meantime stay the fuck out of my email.

I’m sorry, Aha, for sending you those links to the gay bestiality scat-eating golden-showers pedophile webpages (at http://www.billclinton.com, if anyone’s interested). I accidently clicked on your E-mail address by mistake… I was trying to send them to Coldfire, who was the one who really did request them (Cloggy’s got some weird fetishes, I imagine). :smiley:

Have you ever tried the bogus notices that you can get off their list. The mail is always returned “undeliverable”.
Sometimes the return address even says something like cancelme@hahahaha.com

This also sounds like the behaviour of the original, infamous ‘Melissa’ virus - I hope it hasn’t reared its head again.

HenrySpencer.

Public service announcement, folksies: NEVER respond in ANY way to spam. EVER AT ALL. All that does is tell them your address is live. Delete it and forget about it, or it will multiply like bacteria.

But wait! Didn’t you get the one titled: HORNEY TEENAGED SLUTS WANT TO SUCK YOURE COCK?!

Sorry, yes, it’s a real email solicitation, and I heard about it in chat but it has just tickled me to death… YOURE cock!

BWHA HA HA! Of course we all KNOW it should be “your” but the potential fun in “You’re” is just too rich…

Somehow they are really calling you a cock… perhaps that is the power in the message… Or there is a dumb kid running the email…

YOU make the call! Or should I say it’s YOURE call… :slight_smile:

Get it? I sent it!

::d, r & c::


Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions

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