Here is a big FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!! to sick-minded “adult” spammers everywhere.
This following the arrival of “Raping Hot Girls And Wild Horses!” in my inbox today.
Anyone else suffer this? The odd “College Girls XXX” and “Webcam horny sluts” don’t bother me too much, but today’s obscenity was disturbing in the extreme.
Wow! Could you forward that one to me, please?
You got that one too?
The one that confused me was “Naked Furry Barnyard Friends!”
Um… oookay.
In case of doubt, ;). Can’t be too careful round these parts.
I Raped Wild Horses, Then Spent a Year in Traction, next on Jerry Springer!
Yeah, but horses can’t vomit, which is fortunate because my cock is so huge it makes people sick.
I think what’s really neat is that I’ve increased my ejaculate by 358%.
And I’m a girl.
j
Wow, that’s quite a mental image Jar
See, the problem with that is that I get spams for female ejaculation pics.
“THE MOST HARDORE PORN EVER!!”
“HOMOSEXUAL LESBIANS GETTING FREAKY!”
“STEAL PASSWORDS AND READ E-MAILS!”
“–> (Jennifer Lopez fucked hard) <–”
“Does your size really matter?”
“FUN ON THE FARM!!!”
That last one doesn’t sound too bad. Who wouldn’t like to spend a nice quiet day on a farm, patting the animals and giving them hay to munch on?
Isn’t ‘homosexual lesbians’ kind of redundant?
Wow, NutWrench, you can see real homosexual lesbians! That’s pretty impressive. Homosexual lesbians.
Whatever next?
Wow, Incubus. That’s my first simulpost.
I really enjoyed seeing the stages of Britney Spears’s sexual development. We all knew she was a virgin until recently, right? Now, I have been the recipient of exclusive mails telling about her awakening:
Britney Spears first time fucking
Britney Spears fucked hard
Britney Spears hardcore fuckfest
Britney Spears in groupfuck with sluts
Britney Spears Anal orgy
All that in the course of a few weeks only! I get these news every day, thanks to my hotmail account (one of the many advantages of this privilege) and I am astonished at the swift development I have seen. I mean, has any of you had anal sex, group sex, orgies, hardcore fucking etc. all within a few weeks after losing your virginity? And how does she find time to record songs, perform, shoot videos (music videos, I mean)?
Questions, questions…
So, would Homosexual Lesbians actually be straight…?
:: d&r ::
Two wrongs don’t make a right y’know.
:: d&r ::
Funny, I don’t know if it says anything about me, but I’ve gotten all of those bestiality ones. And a couple incest ones. I remember one with a subject line saying “Take a look at this family!” It went on to say something like, “Dad and Grandma are getting it on in the attic. Brother teaches sister a lesson about masturbation,” etc., etc. Unfortunately, I never get those anymore. Now it’s all “Earn $10,000,000,000 a second from home!” and all those boring ones…
Since I started using WebRoot’s Window Washer, I don’t get nearly as many porn spams. The last one I recall promised me “Hot Butt Fucking Action!!!”. Needless, to say, I declined their generous offer.