How can anyone even think of letting their kid get an e-mail address these days? Everyday I find that I get more and more spam with sick, disgusting porn pictures in it!
No more! I am almost afraid to check my email anymore. God forbid that I do so at work or school!
BTW, a close-up of a girls spread crotch does not equal sexy. It equals yucky. When I want to, I will go to medical school to become a GYN. Who the hell decided that it was really hot to shove a camera up a girls crotch?
I’m pretty sure the groundwork was laid during the Kennedy Administration.
Ekers, funny stuff man.
But I have gotten one good thing out of it:
“SEE HORNY LESBIANS SUCK COCK!!!”
No really, I got that.
Two guys are walking at each other, one eating a canned luncheon meat, the other reading Hustler, not looking up until they slam into each other.
The luncheon meat guy: “Hey! You put your porn in my spam!”
The Hustler guy: “No, you put your spam in my porn!”
Together: “Mmmm.”
Spam and Porn, two great tastes that are great together!
Ya know, I have 2 e-mail accounts (one through work, one on yahoo) and I never get spam on either of them. Unless you count idiot e-mails from idiot co-workers.
And I NEVER get porn spam. I might enjoy that.
Check your e-mail.
(No, not really.)
I only get “Free Psychic” and “Mortage (sic) loans” and “Legal advice for pennies a day!” spam. Of course, I don’t need any psychics, I don’t have a mortgage, and I’m not in any legal trouble.
My mom however, gets loads of spam. Stuff like “preteens spreading it for you”, “extreme colon cleansing”, and “teens and farm animals”. Also, since she’s female (I assume we all know that everyone will get spam for the gender that isn’t their own), she gets penis enlargement ads, one say she could lengthen it by a FULL QUARTER OF AN INCH!
I don’t get any porn spam, or disgusting stuff. I haven’t even got the Nigerian bank account scam letter.
I know this is the pit, and practical advice is usually shouted down with, “Shut up! I just want to rant!” but, can you set your email program to not show images automatically? If, instead of a graphic graphic (as it were) you see a little icon that says teen_on_goat_actionXXX.jpg, you can just delete the email.
p.s. My spam promises to add three inches to my (nonexistant) penis.
You’re mom’s spam sucks, dude.
“Virgin Teenage Lesbian Sluts Who Want Your Cock!”
Actual title of spam I once received.
I got one that said "Surprise Rape Attacks"
Now call me a stickler for proper grammer, but isn’t that just a little redundant? I just can’t imagine someone’s day planner having:
10 pm - Enter dark alley…
Rapist: No, wait, 10’s no good for me. Can we move it up to 9:30?
My boys (five and seven years old) have e-mail addresses. And they can only receive e-mail from me, their mother, my sister, and my grandparents. And each other. Courtesy of my provider’s e-mail controls. It’s a pain to have to add new people they want to correspond with to the filter lists, but sadly, I have no choice.
No, sorry. I’ve gotta meet the burglar at 9:30.
We’ll have to do this one tomorrow.
I just want to know for sure if you think we can still make it by the deadline?
My (sorta) favorite:
“Hot Butt Fucking Action”
I think its become REALLY bad in the last year with the internet advertising economy hitting the shitter. I remember thinking – “yeah popup killers are useless, you only get popups when going to porn or warez sites”
Now a lot of legitimate sites bombard you with popups. Its kind of sad.
Even E-bay is doing it!
Lesbian cocksuckers?
Is it just me, or is this sort an oxymoron?
Guin, the sheer amount of oxymoronity in porn spam titles amuses me of a muchness. Virgin sluts! Cocksucking lesbians!
Oh yes, today my mom got:
“MAKE YOUR DICK SO LARGE IT’LL DRAG ON THE GROUND!”
Just…no.