Whoops. Forgot to mention - this guy has filed several hilarious suits - not just the listed ones.
Who says frivolous lawsuits aren’t good for anything?
Just two days ago, he filed suit against “Barry Bonds, Allan Selig and Hank Aaron’s Bat!”
And “Guerillas In Tha Mist” (by Da Lench Mob) is one of the songs on the GTA:San Andreas soundtrack.
Ah well, two of what I thought to be incoherent ramblings revealed to be things that at least exist, (albeit legally liable only in the mind of a lunatic). Guess that’s what I get for not being into Grand Theft Auto.
Skittles? 
Considering some of their commercials, at times I want to sue Skittles.
NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
Which one? Peach Bottom I or Peach Bottom II? The man has details issues.
THE SALVATION ARMY
MAGNA CARTA
I really respect this guy’s reach.
MEDIEVAL TIMES
MEALS ON WHEELS
The juxtapositioning here is spectacular.
LINCOLN MEMORIAL
MT. RUSHMORE
VARIOUS BUDDHIST MONKS
Which one?
MEIN KAMPF
THE DA VINCI CODE
HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
2005 ROSTER, INCLUDING DONOVAN MCNABB
Look. A lot of the rest of this I can give him a pass on but why for the love of god is he picking on the Eagles? Has the man no compassion at all???
Surely you’re familiar with the Wisemans from Eastern Parkway? They’ve got family in Brooklyn, Syosset, Hauppauge, Highland Park, Bryn Mawr, Boca Raton, Shaker Heights, Malibu, Vancouver, Monsey, Tel Aviv and Buenos Aires. 