Inoffensive words that make immature people snicker

Oh, good, I’m not the only one.

No. No, you’re not.

That was actually my first choice.

Masticate.

And on a different note, my step-son thought “armpit” was a dirty word…

I think I’ve given people the wrong idea with “micturate.”

Muff

Three ball Snyder. The one you see there is mounted on a Kuderna-Danish apparatus. It sounds like something you’d have to go to a combination bakery/whorehouse to get.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athol,_Massachusetts

Yeah, it’s unfortunate that you can’t use certain words because some people have poor speaking/vocabulary skills. I’ve heard about teachers getting in trouble for using it, and it reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.

When I lived in New Jersey the warehouse store there akin to Costco was called BJ’s. I found it very funny, but no one there cared.

Condiments

Putty

Seamen

dongles

ha ha. “pianist” is so ridiculous. “The Pianist” is my favorite movie, but whenever I tell people that they are like “whoa what did you say? oh ok…” it’s kind of annoying. Maybe people should just start pronouncing it differently, kind of like they did with the planet Uranus, which in a weird way sounds strange any way you say it!

I used to chuckle every time someone mentioned University of Northern Texas…is there a campus radio station?

Problem is every time you say “pee-ann-ist” people snear and go “it’s peinist.” That syllabic /n/ is very important to people, it seems.

Armpit!

Djibouti

My school friends and I were fond of drawing out words like testimonials.

See post #25; people have lost their jobs over it.

Rubber Butt Caps

Rectify