Inside a German brothel

A rough translation of the captions:

“Misses’ rooms” - Brothels in Germany: Lacquer, leather and lava lamps

1: A preference for manga posters: Even if you do not see the sex workers, their efforts to find a personal atmosphere in the hygenically perfect establishments are clear

2: “You me also” - which situation can have led this lady in Hamburg to the sign?

3: A female nude, framed and in oil: The bourgeois facade also remains respected in the puff.

4: Here is a multiple perspective on copulation. Artificial flowers provide for ambience, the accessories reflect the process again: Kleenex, lotion and clock are ready on the night table, the garbage pail standing under it

5: For the less imaginative customers pornos run on television

6: A hobby room of physicality: Lingerie and sex toys are draped on the wall, the lighting is neutral

7: Simple, narrow and expedient - but with a champagne bucket. For the more demanding, there is still the “love swing”

8: The champagne is already cold here also, with which you can have a nice drink inside this beautiful interior. The integrated shower promotes a smooth completion of the business relationship.

9: An opulant mirror cabinet: From this oriental fantasy place…

10: … we go to the wild west: In this teepee only adult cowboys and Indians play

11: Refrigerator, tape recorder and multiple colors: Some “misses’ rooms” are also inhabited off-duty.

12: Grandmother, what beautiful curtains you have! Only the paper towel roll on the nightstand points to the fact that body fluids are exchanged here.

13: A room from the senior home? The something different experience between a wing chair and puffy pillows

14: It does not always have to be a double bed! But here all accessories are in range.

15: False panorama, genuine champagne and lingerie draped on the wall: the appropriate set-up of a brothel room

Oh man, I wanna decorate a room in my house like #9. It’d make me feel like the head concubine to the gorgeous sheikh. Sign me up!

Windowless europop sex cells. Blarghh.

I want a country Gasthaus, with beer steins and eiderdown. And dirndls.