I seem to be in a perpetual state of lust lately and frankly we are getting tired of making love in our bedroom. So yesterday after finding the big brass bed in the guest bedroom a refreshing change of pace from our waterbed the conversation turned from an offhand remark like “you know one of those sex swings would be really great at a time like this” to “well if we had a sex swing, where would we put it?” to “well hell if we were going to do that, then why not just designate one room in the house as The Sex Room and be done with it?”
A Sex Room huh? Intriguing, Provacative, Yes It could be done. There is another bedroom just being used for storage right now. It’s 12x12 carpeted and already has large sliding mirrored closet doors.
But it raises many questions like
How would we furnish it?
What would be essential?
What would be outragous?
The Joy Of Sex and More Joy Of Sex by Alex Comfort contain plenty of suggestions that you would find helpful. And if you don’t already have these books, but you’re thinking of creating this room, then I reckon they’d be a sound investment!
Well, keep in mind these are all things that I learned while living in a dorm in college, but I think they remain good advice today and still apply.
First off, decor is an important factor in setting the mood for love. I find that nothing says “classy” to that special lady like an illustrated sexual positions poster. Preferably in textured velvet, and in colours which glow under black light. But be warned that these posters can be hard to find, as they appeal only to a select group of great taste, so you may have to compromise with a suggestive Picasso or a vaguely phallic O’Keefe (which has the added benefit of making you look cultured).
And remember, in any lovemaking session the other senses come into play as well. Make sure you have lots of incense on hand, and the more sweet and cloying the better! I suggest sandalwood, strawberry and/or banana (but nothing that will clash with the flavour of your preferred love-jelly). Extra points if you can find an appropriate incense burner!
You know, my wife and I had talked about this very idea for the past 8 years. We never really took it seriously, but it was fun to talk about. Our sex room had most of what you have listed, Mermaid, but instead of leather cushons (too sticky to the skin when you sweat) it was velvet or satin. We also had a sex swing planned in the construction as well. We also had the walls and flooring padded with various straps in strategic places. I like the idea of having a TV, VCR, and refrigerator in the room. You should also have an accessory drawer for various toys you both would like, as well as a shower for cleanup later.
The running joke with us is that when our kids would ask where they came from, we would just point to the sex room.
Padded walls and floor. Mirrored ceiling. Large drain in center of floor. Steam hose for cleanup. Boom-chicka-boom soundtrack. Strobe lights. Second the refrigerator. Spare batteries for vibrator(s). Hot tub. Shower. Open house on weekends. WEBCAM WEBCAM WEBCAM.
You’re almost there, LouisB.
Add: several cases of Bosco; various sizes/materials of paint brushes; rotating mirror-ball; wall sized flatscreen TB (behind a fluid-prook optically transparent window) and Surround system; world’s largest DVD porn collection; and vegetable oil wetbar.
Subtract: boom-chicka soundtrack and strobe lights…
Seriously, remote controlled everything. Nothing can spoil the moment like having to get up to ajust the light (dimmable lighting is very cool), music, vibrating bed, or porn on the VCR.
Also good locks on the door can be a good idea, small children or parents acidentally wandering in at the wrong minute (or hour for that matter) can also spoil a moment, too.
Remember to point the webcam at the correct spot and give us some lead time on the activities.
Whoa, hold on! Aren’t we forgetting the IMPORTANT thing here?..with the extra bedroom converted into a sex room, what room are you going to use for storage?
Ranchoth
(Fine, go ahead and have a satisfying sex life! Just don’t go crying to me when you run out of space to store the office supplies and boxes of old christmas cards)
