Wife: “aha could you please unload those groceries from the car?”
My inside voice:
“Would you please shut the fuck up and leave me alone? I am writing a topic for the Straightdope people, shittt can’t I do * anything!?” *
My outside voice:
Oooook honnney! I will be right there!
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Outside voice: Aha, don’t worry. I’m sure it’s very common.
Inside voice: This guy is a nutjob. Make a hasty exit…
Outside voice: Good topic! Keep up the good work!
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
wife’s inside voice: “Damn lazy piece of shit, playing on the computer again. The least you could do is unload the freakin groceries from the freakin car…”
wife’s outside voice: “aha, will you please unload the groceries for the car?”
hmmmm…
Outside Voice: Okay children, we’re inside now, we must use our inside voices.
Inside Voice: Shut the f**k up, All of you, before I eat you.
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
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Outside Voice: Yes… uh huh… okay…
Inside voice: Why don’t you mind your f*cking business? I’ll do what I want I don’t really give a damn what you think.
I’m a teenager what can I say? At least I don’t give my inside voice reign over what I say to my parents…
Life is an exotic and sonorous nightmare, in which reason does not always play a role… - Exerpted from V:tM
Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust. - Bowen in Dragonheart
Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid. - Seize the Night by Dean Koontz
You know why people call something impossible? Because it hasn't happened yet. - Robin Williams in What Dreams May ComeOutside voice: TopazAntares, I can tell by the posts that you have posted so far that you are a nice kid!!
Inside voice: * I wish to heck TopazAntares would just choose one sig line and get rid of the rest. *
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Outside voice: Is this batter?
Inside voice: Is it my fault I like to collect quotes and had trouble settling on just one?.. I’m going to be changing them regularily then since I have so many I like.
Never run from anything immortal, it attracts their attention.
Inside Voice: So, are you into other girls? Ever had a threesome?
Outside Voice: So, are you into other girls? Ever had a threesome?
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Yer pal,
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Customer: Can you (fill in annoying request accompanied by annoying voice)?
Outside Voice: Sure! That’s no problem at all. Here, let me help you with that! :
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Inside Voice: What the f#@?!? What the Hell is that?!? Stupid f#@ing bitch! That’s not my job f#*@stick!!
I’m really a nice person. I swear.
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
Outside voice: Well, I’m going to think seriously and deeply about what you’ve all said so far, so I can come up with a really meaningful response.
Inside voice: La la la la la la …
Wife: Did you take your medicine this morning?
Inner voice: I’m not a baby, for crying out loud!
Outer voice: I’m not a baby, for crying out loud!
Wife: You didn’t answer my question.
Outer voice: No, I forgot, honey.
Inner voice: Bitch.
G/F : ‘I don’t know about tonight, i’m broke and have work tomorrow don’t feel so good’
Outer: ‘That’s OK, I understand, we’ll do something tomorrow night’
Inner: ‘This is not a spontaneous decision, is it? Why the fuck couldn’t you have told me earlier before I told everyone else that I was going out with you and that they should leave me out of their plans? Now I have to walkj to the store and buy lots of bere and get shit-faced on my own thanks to you.’
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Outer: Yes
Inner: What?
My inner voice: I want ice cream.
My outer voice: Honey, would you like some ice cream?
Husband’s outer voice: Yeah! Sounds great!
My outer voice: Well, while you’re up, could you get some for me, too?
Husband’s inner voice: F***. She gets me with that every damn time. When am I gonna learn…
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I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
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outside voice “Wally’s wife is gonna kill him for posting that”
inside voice “hmmm, if that’s what Lion’s inside voice is saying when I talk to him, I’ll have to kill him”
“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7
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Wally…wait till your wife catches you thinking out loud…your ass will be grass man.
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inside voice: mmmm… icecream
outside voice: Would you like some ice cream?
inside voice: Shit! I’m home alone…d’uh
outside voice: Come here, Maggie and Ginger (my dogs) you guys want some ice cream?
outside voice (theirs): WOOF!
She don’t scare me, aha.
Earlier, she was on her hands and knees, begging and pleading with me. She said:
“Honey, please come out from under the bed.”
ROFLMAO !
“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7
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