Instant Karma

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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On the drive up to see my dad this Thanksgiving, I took a toll road to save time. As I pulled up to the toll booth, I saw that the toll would be $2.50 and I happened to have a $5 bill. On a whim, I decided to pay for the car behind me too. I’d thought that would be a peculiar, but pleasant, surprise for some complete stranger … random acts of kindness and all that. When I got up to the booth though, the attendant told me the car ahead of me had already paid my toll.

Anyway, that put a smile on my face. Does anybody else have a tale of instant karma for this holiday season?

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No story but,

Instant Karma’s gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head…

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Walking down the street, I playfully called my S.O. an ditzy blonde idiot. Just as the word was done coming out of my mouth, I walked right smack into a tree and got a cut on my face. OUCH! My S.O., a great believer in Karma, had to sit down on the sidewalk because she was laughing so hard.

Damn Karma.

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Is Instant Karma the kind where you add hot water and then stir?

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I need some instant Car Karma. :frowning: If anyone has some, would they please send it my way?

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My karma ran over your dogma.

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Smegma! I hate when that happens.

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Whatcha probably need is a Karma kanic.

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~~I’d say you’d better get yourself together…
pretty soon you’re going to be dead…
I don’t want any Instant Karma I deserve.

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HAH!

This was excellent.

That’s all I wanted to say!

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Yah - that was pretty funny, actually.

I think I’m going to buy a new used engine tomorrow - it’s an insurance write off, with 170000 K, that gets 160 on a compression test. All of this is a damn site better than my current engine, which I will be lucky if it gets me home from work tonight.

PLEEEEEEZE, send me good car karma - it’s cold here in Calgary (-20) and I really don’t want to have to walk home…

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instant karma…

wanders down grocery shop row

lets see. alice said that she had wanted some car karma… AHA! here it is! “Car karma - only 1/2 the fat (and protein) that regular instant karma is made of. WARNING: DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECT - sometimes allows a person go into hallucination of a dissapeering cat with a wide grin. Sometimes dreams up talking playing cards and etc.”

blink blink

Have you been smoking Car Karma too often, Alice???

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:smiley:

slowly “dissapeers”

Me? I sent an “anonymouse” gift to a catfriend, and got an “anonyrat” gift back. Does that count?

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Be careful to check the ingredients before using Instant Karma*.

[sub]INGREDIENTS: SPECIALLY PROCESSED DEGERMINATED GOOD DEEDS, LIFE FLAVOR BLEND (PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, CHEDDAR CHEESE [PASTEURIZED MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES], SALT, FOOD STARCH - MODIFIED, SODIUM CASEINATE, AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, SODIUM CITRATE, YELLOW 5, YELLOW 6, DISODIUM INOSINATE AND DISODIUM GUANYLATE, YELLOW 5 LAKE, YELLOW 6 LAKE), TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN (TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, HYDROGENATED STARCH HYDROLYSATES, SALT, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SPICE, CITRIC ACID, POTASSIUM SORBATE, RED 3), SALT, NATURAL FLAVORS, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, NONFAT DRY MILK, REDUCED IRON, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, SUGAR, NIACIN, BHT AND CITRIC ACID (AS PRESERVATIVES), THIAMIN MONONITRATE*, RIBOFLAVIN*, FOLIC ACID.*
*ONE OF THE B VITAMINS[/sub]