Neidermeier from Animal House passed away recently, right? Or am I misremembering that? Anyway, if he’s still kicking I could handle being insulted by him.
No, it looks like the guy who played Neidermeyer is actually still around and doing occasional work. I will have my people talk to his people.
How about Cecil Adams?
Can I book either John Cleese or Rowan Atkinson? If Cleese is available, how much for him to start out subtle and elaborate and work himself up to fill blown apoplexy? If Atkinson is available, can he do it in his costume from Blackadder Season 3?
Rowan Atkinson is only available in attire from Blackadder II. It seems that all that frillery makes him feel particularly picquish.
I want the bell, book, and candle ceremony. And I’m not even Catholic.
(Excommunication scene from the movie *Beckett.*)I imagine Samual L Jackson would be a popular choice.
R. Lee Ermey (“Full Metal Jacket”) is still around.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Man, nothing pisses me off more than getting ready to post in a two-day-old thread and finding I’ve been ninja’d in the last five minutes!
^GMTA!
At the current rate, you may be the last person on Earth that he hasn’t insulted yet. Have you checked Twitter lately, just in case?
Penn Jillette. Get him on one of his rants like from their show Penn & Teller Bullshit!
Paul Baloff (1st singer for thrash metal band Exodus) would have been a model employee. His business card listed him as “Destroyer” and read “Will Destroy Anything! Relationships - Lives - Property No Job Too Big!!” (Scroll down a dozen pictures or so to see his business card, eh.)