Intercourse With A Zombie (and other movie lines)

This one always cracks me up. In Zombie! Vs. Mardi Gras a video crew is trying to find out about a zombie that is stalking New Orleans. They come upon some stoners/zombie cultists, one of whom says:

‘I read this book, Intercourse With A Zombie by Anne Gravy…’

Nice play on the Anne Rice book, and incorporating the local staple rice-and-gravy.

Next?

“This is the pine-octopus, a creature which has all the powers of a pineapple and an octopus.”

It’s from Power Rangers, which I know is a TV show, but it still cracks me up.