I’d like to share the following conversation between myself and JuanitaTech:
Really Not All That Bright: how’d yer surgery thang go?
JuanitaTech: i’m still a-hurtin’
JuanitaTech: and i’m out of drugs
JuanitaTech: alarmingly out of drugs
Really Not All That Bright: oh no!
Really Not All That Bright: time to start sniffing glue
JuanitaTech: yes. my doc’s gone awol so i’m putting up with pussy-ass motrin
Really Not All That Bright: awop, you mean
Really Not All That Bright: Absent Without Prescribing
JuanitaTech: yes
JuanitaTech: that’s right
JuanitaTech: i have to ask you about a poster
Really Not All That Bright: the one with the dragons Sucked.
JuanitaTech: sdmb poster, not wall poster
Really Not All That Bright: i was gonna say
Really Not All That Bright: i don’t want to take my I-law test
JuanitaTech: too bad
JuanitaTech: take it
Really Not All That Bright: i don’t wanna
JuanitaTech: lol
JuanitaTech: what’s an i-law test?
JuanitaTech: internet law?
Really Not All That Bright: international
JuanitaTech: inbred law?
JuanitaTech: oh
JuanitaTech: i’d take it for you but i’m sure you like passing tests and whatnot
Really Not All That Bright: goddamnit, i don’t care whether justice Souter thought the fixed federal-state mining comission boundaries were exploitative
JuanitaTech: gasp!
JuanitaTech: you should!
Really Not All That Bright: no
Really Not All That Bright: f*** alaska
JuanitaTech: alaska’s the biggest state in the union. i suspect that would be a lousy lay
JuanitaTech: unless you’re into big chicks
Really Not All That Bright: very pale big chicks
JuanitaTech: in which i say go for it just watch out for the bears
Really Not All That Bright: oooh bears
Really Not All That Bright: who is this poster that requires askage about anyway?
JuanitaTech: yes, bears. so fing adorable…so fing deadly
JuanitaTech: ah, yes
JuanitaTech: well, I don’t think i like this poster. there are more, but the one in question i’m not sure why i don’t like them i just know i don’t
Really Not All That Bright: is it me?
JuanitaTech: of course, that goes without saying
JuanitaTech: but anyway…do i have to like ilsa_lund?
JuanitaTech: if so, tell me why
Really Not All That Bright: yes
Really Not All That Bright: he’s named for a girl
JuanitaTech: oh
JuanitaTech: well…i’ll try, then
JuanitaTech: i’m trying to explore why i don’t like these people. it’s not an active dislike, mind you. i guess that makes it a passive dislike. it’s not like i’m up late at nights scheming ways to kidnap his dogs
Really Not All That Bright: well, naturally
JuanitaTech: lol
Really Not All That Bright: everyone knows the best time to come up with dognapping schemes is midmorning
JuanitaTech: no, no, no…ferret napping schemes are best hatched mid-morning. didn’t you get the revised handbook?
Really Not All That Bright: i did not
JuanitaTech: oh
Really Not All That Bright: i was under the impression that the fourth edition was supposed to run through ‘06
JuanitaTech: no. NO you are waaaay behind
Really Not All That Bright: oh, wait, I’m thinking of the Pet-Shavers’ Handbook, not the Pet-Yoinkers’ Handbook
JuanitaTech: i’ll bet you’ve still got rule 1b section 3 subsection 8 intact, don’t you?
Really Not All That Bright: well
Really Not All That Bright: sort of
Really Not All That Bright: I spilled some mountain dew on it
JuanitaTech: tsk tsk
JuanitaTech: lol
JuanitaTech: pls no laughing. abdominal surgery+laughing-drugs=ouchies
Really Not All That Bright: but bread+cheese=sammich
JuanitaTech: so it’s true…you people so eat cheese sammiches!
JuanitaTech: do, not so, do
Really Not All That Bright: well
Really Not All That Bright: i eat cheese and salami… which is more of a sammich2
JuanitaTech: lol
JuanitaTech: what kind of cheese?
Really Not All That Bright: swiss
Really Not All That Bright: dammit
JuanitaTech: swiss cheese is good
JuanitaTech: baby swiss is better
Really Not All That Bright: stupid superscript tag
JuanitaTech: it’s bade from babies
JuanitaTech: made, even
Really Not All That Bright: yes
Really Not All That Bright: but they’re swiss babies
Really Not All That Bright: so thats a bad thing
Really Not All That Bright: the swiss get softer and more mellow as they age
JuanitaTech: swiss babies make the best cheese
Really Not All That Bright: swiss babies are tough and leathery
JuanitaTech: no, no, no…you’re thinking of swedish babies
JuanitaTech: a common mistake
Really Not All That Bright: you know, i think i’m going to parse bits of this conversation and make it an MPSIMS topic
Really Not All That Bright: there’s some good s*** in here
JuanitaTech: lol
JuanitaTech: have at it