I turned 22 a few days ago. Not an interesting number, not fraught with coming-of-age symbolism, and no big party to go with it. Nice and low-key, I thought.
My parents and brothers took me out to dinner, which was pleasant and uneventful. Nobody made a scene or drew a bunch of attention to me (unlike the year my little brother Alex faked a nosebleed at the hibachi place so he could sneak out and inform the host that it was my birthday, and that the whole staff should come out with a gong and a funny hat to sing and stick my photograph on the birthday wall of shame).
No, this time they managed to rein in their out-of-tune enthusiasm until we were driving home. When the happy birthday cacophony ended, my mom started to get very reflective.
“Just think, you’re half my age today. You’re 22 and I’m 44.”
I look over at Alex and see where this is going.
“And Alex is 11.”
I am twice my brother’s age and half my mom’s age, and this is the most awesome thing my mom’s seen in a while.
“This is never going to happen again. We’ve got to get a picture together!”
So we do, sitting in ascending order of age and holding Sharpie’d signs. 11, 22, 44.
With ages like this, I am surely one of the coolest people in MPSIMS, at least until November, when my brother turns 12 and ruins our perfect numerical harmony.
Or until someone comes along with an even cooler confluence of birthdays, ages, or significant numbers. Seriously, try to top this!