Interesting thing about your useranme. :)

In college I joined the fencing club and team. Sitting around one day we started to categorize the various weapons by personality.

Foil = intense
Sabre = zealots
Epee = punks

This generalization was borne out when we noticed a member of a visiting team wearing biker boots, and he fenced epee.

So we called ourselves epeepunks, and I kept it up afterwards. Even put it on a license plate (I had to explain that a lot)

it was that or Fuzzy.

My username is a really obscure comic book character that you’ve probably never heard of…

My username received great acclaim among folk music circles for it’s song, “The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald”.

My user name is Slim Shady, it’s the real Slim Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitatin’

I picked my username because i have a thing for japanese cars. =)

My username (when used elsewhere on the internet) causes me to get many questions about car stereos, since a lot of dumbasses insist on mentally placing an “o” after the “i.”

The person who has this username promised to stop lurking, but isn’t doing a very good job making posts.

The person who has this username still can’t think of a good sig line.

my username is secretly a sentence in disguise!

(I know what you’re thinking… it can’t be… its just to simple to be true!)

yes, it is that simple… are you ready?
here it is:

I’m the cow god. Moo!

WOW! AMAZING! SUPER! FANTABUL… no not fantabulous… uhh… SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

One has to object to the last post. A sentence, you will all remember from grammar school English, is a complete, coherent thought terminated by a period, question mark or exclamation point. It would include a one-word interjection or ejaculation considered as a unified and complete utterance.

Therefore, as parsed out by himself, Imthecowgodmoo’s username is two complete sentences.

Just doin’ my bit for proper English here…

Racy plop is an anagram of…

These are so funny. I guess I could keep score and see how many people told the truth about their names rather than the OP’s requested lie.

My username is my favourite emoticon.

HUGS!
Sqrl

My username can ride a bicycle no-handed
My username makes the best macaroni-n-cheese from scratch
My username advises the powerful and wealthy
My username flosses daily

Fairychatmom: a formica myth and a ymca of mirth

My username should only be viewed 2.35:1, the way it was meant to be.