hi all,
listen i need to write a 40 page project for college on anything
please advise as to what to write on
it cannot exceed the 40 pages
i need answers quick
somethign with pictures is better
Maybe you can write about how hard is to cheat these days.
how about writing about why the shift-key and the period are no longer relevant in today’s world
or maybe you could write about how students today dont have to think because they can just go to the internet and get other to do their work for them
would you like for us to do the typing for you also
if so, we need to know when the assignment is due
How about writing about May 33rd on leap year? There’s gotta be 40 pages worth of material there easy.
I think you should go through this board, and make a list of all the comments manhattan makes when shutting down silly and pointless threads.
That’d be forty pages, I bet.
“The Evolution of Cereal Box Art in Post-war America”
Water conservation. Easy. How to conserve, water sources locally, waste water treatment plants, salt water to fresh water conversion. Lots of info, brainy, and boring enough to put your English/Micro/instructor in a stupor.
How about Destruction Methods for Diabolic Nationalsozialist Marmota monax ?
Here’s a link to get you started!
Arjuna34
Moderator’s Notes: This topic is inappropriate to this forum; I’m moving it to IMHO. GQ is for questions of a factual nature. zub, please make note of this for future reference.
If you want my opinion for a topic though, I suggest the history of the development and refinement of the typewriter, with specific emphasis on the genesis and application of the shift key.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 03-15-2001 at 05:12 PM]
Well, if it’s got to be 40 pages, how about writing about something you’re interested in?
“How I Spent My Summer Vacation”
An oldie but a goodie.
“What I Want to be When I Grow Up”
Sheesh, winces you’ve all been rather harsh with the poor kid, well most of you at least, he’s just asking for a little advice.
I’d advise you just to wtrite about something you’re really interested in. Forty pages is a heck of a lot and if you’re not too happy about the topic you’ll get real bored really quick. If you must take suggestions I’d advise the Kurds of Turkey iran and Iraq. They’re really neat.
Kitty
Well since it can be about anything, why not write a short fantasy novel. You could include dragons and elves. If fantasy isn’t your genre why not try sci-fi or maybe you could do a nice anti war novel, God knows there aren’t enough of those yet (<–Sarcastic about the anti war part, but seriuos about the short novel idea)
Good Luck
Well, I’m currently writing a 15-pager on the roles of §ppGpp as a regulator of the stringent response in E. coli. Whee!!!
In the past, I’ve also written on the pros and cons of genetically engineered food, how Group B streptococci avoid the immune system, the energetics of sec-dependent protein translocation, and a bunch of other topics I can’t recall offhand right now. Take your pick.
And no, I won’t provide lists of sources.
Urm, we’ve all forgotten the O.P.'s request for pictures!
How about 40 pages comparing the evolution of automotive body styles in the U.S. and Europe, as well as describing how the transportation infrastructure differences in the two areas affected vehicle size, design, and fuel efficiency? This allows you to use lots of pictures of cars, the U.S., and Europe.
Then again, you could write about the evolution of spell-check and grammar-check software, with screen-shot pictures, using your O.P. as an example…
OK, here’s a more serious answer (these are topics of papers I wrote in university)- I had to paraphrase them as it’s been a long time and a lot of dead brain cells since those days ended.
Aztec ritual use of hallucinogens as a reflection of the shamanic roots of their culture
Traditional aboriginal tobacco use in South America: A Cultural Materialist interpretation
The history and evolution of the English language, as seen in war words and military terms
Rock and roll and the "death of God" This one is particularily easy to write - a three-day weekend should be ample. Mine included a cassette tape for the prof.
How about
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The evolution and symbolism of Rush album covers. Eighteen albums, two pages a piece with two left over for introduction and conclusion. You can cut it in half by offering a full-page color reproduction of each.
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The evolution of the Boo-Berry Cereal box. Same principle.
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How feces deterents work. You gotta find your own pictures for that, man.
how bout… words that end in -gry
You can get forty pages out of that easily, Seeing that there are SO many words…
Btw, a word of advice, Dont ask what those words are on these boards 
The topic sits right before you, zub.
A Study In Contrast: Television Vs. The Internet As Popular Escapist Culture.
When you think of advertising, lowest common denominators, potential for interaction, etc., the 40 pages practically write themselves.