She got arrested. Nothing specific yet. Wendy’s can’t find where the finger came from. Looks like this broad put it in there. If so, where did SHE get it from?
Reminds me of the scene from The Great Lebowski where the alleged hostage takers send Mr. Lebowski a toe with his wife’s color of fingernail paint on it. Dude tells Walter about it later, and Walter expresses skepticism that it was actually Mrs. Lebowski’s toe. Turns out he was right.
YOU WANT A TOE DUDE? I CAN GET YOU A TOE! IT’S NOTHING TO GET A TOE!
She get it from a graveyard? A morgue? Her senile grandma?
Huh. This is interesting, but I thoguht I read somewhere that they were able to tell the finger had been “cooked” so to speak, and had some of the spices worked into it in such a way that could not be achieved from taking a finger and just dropping it in.
But if she did plant it there, holy fuck! Where did she get it? And how freakin’ badly do you awnt money that you will not only get a finger from somewhere, but be willing to carry it around with you, and then willingly ut it in your mouth?! :eek:
Do we know for sure that she put it in her mouth? All we have is her word on that, right? She started hollering and carrying on and threw up . . . but did anyone see her spit it out?
Gahh! Gahh!!! Even worse than the original problem! Carrying a finger around so you can drop it in chili? Gahh!
“My girlfriend cut her toe off so we could get the money, Lebowski.”
No problem there, go buy a Wendy’s chili and take it home, put it in a pot on the stove, drop the finger bit in and cook it for a while. Pick out the finger, put it in a baggie and go back to Wendy’s, buy a chili drop in the finger and let the theatrics begin. Pretty clever if not for the fact that they would certainly try to determine where the finger came from.
My question, why be so elaborate, why not use a cockroach?
Well, some weeks ago they were accusing her of having gotten it from a recently deceased aunt. But she maintains that she doesn’t have a recently deceased aunt, which is something that ought to be pretty easy to establish one way or the other.