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Another great summary.

Bowling has been the biggest of our big three problems this series (as predicted). Wood and Archer were always unlikely to play a whole series, and behind them what we have is… not great. Not awful, but as you say there is just a lack of consistency which at this level is always going to be punished.

This is partly a development blind spot (we knew Broad and Anderson couldn’t last forever, obviously we were going to need to build the next generation’s skills and experience, ah well nevertheless) and partlly because Bazball never really seems to have focused on the problem of getting wickets. Aside from the occasional umbrella field or bouncer barrage, the attitude seems to have been “whatever they score, we’ll score more” so there’s been no prizes for bowling dry, hitting a length consistently etc. So when we ask people to do that under pressure…

ETA - Potts hasn’t played Test cricket in a year, and has only played 5 matches in the last 3 years. What exactly were our expectations here?

Thanks for the excellent summaries throughout this series @penultima_thule.

I saw the headlock/hug/whatever that Stokes gave Marnus just before he dismissed him. But I just have the highlights, so I can’t see what the context to that was. My immediate thought was that this is going to get you some attention from the match referee (or whatever they are called now). But the Cricinfo and BBC comms didn’t seem to think it was as egregious as it looked to me.

The BBC Test Match Special onteh Smith wicket can be heard here: The Ashes 2025-26: Jamie Smith dismissed in dismal fashion for England against Australia in fifth Test - BBC Sport

It’s really good value, partly because of the unfiltered disgust but also because Apollo clearly cursed both commentators with the gift of prophecy about 30s before the terrible shot, as they talk about how ludicrous it would be to get out to this bowling.

Oh yes, that was hilarious.

I have now seen four different commentary teams at that moment and three of them at least hint that the time is ripe for Jamie Smith to fall into the most obvious trap imaginable.

AUS v ENG 5th Test @ SCG Day3

ENG 1st 384 Root 160, Brook 84, Smith 46
AUS 1st 7-518 Head 163, Smith 129*, Labuschagne 48, Webster 42*
Lead by 134 with 3 wickets in hand.

That was a pretty remorseless day’s play.
352 runs @ 3.9/over and 5 wickets in a full day’s 90 overs.

For any of the thread’s readers with a baseball background, ENG have been in the field for over 9 hours, and might well be there for another hour tomorrow.

And for a while the game resembled something bizarrely closer to baseball.

Night watchman Neser 24/90 more than did his job. Steve Smith coming in to bat at 3-234 with a ball 55 overs old and Head going well at the other end was not a good situation for the visitors.

Head’s 163/166 cancelled out Root’s contribution and his series aggregate of 700 @66 looks imposing. Khawaja’s 17/49 looked like a batter not in good enough form to be selected and he missed a full toss on middle stump. Thanks for some grand memories but son, you’re cooked.

Carey 16/13 was elegantly busy but fell to a well planned trap at leg slip. Green 37/64 coming in against a worn down attack and an old ball was presented with a gilt opportunity that he let slip. Webster might be the best #9 in world cricket and he did everything you’d expect a seasoned cricketer to do … as he has every time selected.

Then there’s Smudge. Unconventional. Idiosyncratic. Infuriating. Glorious. Spotting patrons in the stands 90m away and 3 stories up as distracting his concentration. Hitting boundaries with cover drives to balls pitched on leg stump with his bottom hand. Doing his junior umpire routine. Rolling summersaults. Looking like he’s some grubby oink in pink and dirt playing in the back yard at Christmas. Making life for every junior coach trying to instill the tried and tested batting fundamentals into his charges virtually impossible. “Sir, understand your strategy but just let the kid bat his way. If it works, dem ol’ rules don’t matter.”

It’s been a long and disappointing tour for ENG. It’s been a long couple of days. It wouldn’t surprise if they folded like a cheap suit from here. But there is still a reaffirming Bazball way for ENG to win from here. Knock the innings over quickly, keeping the lead below 150. Blaze away ODI style at 6.5/over and total 450. Defend 300 on a wearing pitch. Dammed long odds. But they aren’t going to play for the draw.

Errata: Travis Head has a series aggregate of 600 @66.6 , not 700.

Lord Crawley’s Ashes

0 & 0, 76 & 44, 9 & 85, 5 & 37, 16 & 3.

275 @ 27.5

England’s next captain.

AUS v ENG 5th Test @ SCG Day4

ENG 1st 384 Root 160, Brook 84, Smith 46
AUS 1st 567 Head 163, Smith 138, Webster 71*, Labuschagne 48
ENG 2nd 8-302 Bethell 142*, Brook 42, Duckett 42

Day4 and we don’t say that often enough these days.

ENG lead by 119 with 2 wickets in hand. The SCG is selling tickets @$30/adult to the 5th Day with proceeds to the McGrath Foundation. Might be a bonanza.

ENG knocked the AUS innings over almost as fast as could be expected. Webster again standing out. Then Crawley pads up to Starc in the first over and looks like he can’t wait for the flight back home.

From there, well it wasn’t quite Bazball and by conventional norms they haven’t quite got the time or runs to do it, but … at 219 for 3 with Bethell and Brooks in cruise mode it might have been so much better. Losing Root early after being worked over by Boland, Stoke incapacitated by injury, SmithJ gets BBQed, Jack out slogging needlessly and yet ENG are still in with a bolter’s chance of the win.

Bethell’s maiden Test ton was class amongst a batting line-up which has been severely mauled. It wasn’t easy. He got lidded by Green. He was shaken up by Starc. Boland was a handful all day. But he was busy finding the singles and plundered 16 boundaries, mostly square of the wicket.

The SCG pitch seems to be growing in spite though much more so when AUS are bowling. SmithS’s captaincy went a bit wobbly as the balance between attack and defend went of kilter for periods. At one stage AUS had a medium pacer is bowling off spin (Webster) and a leg spinner bowling medium pace (Labuschagne). The Australian Spinners Union is on the warpath. There is a theory that Smith’s own capability against spin colours his assessment of setting fields for them or even having one in his team. Greg Chappell was of similar mindset, with a firm belief that leg spinners weren’t worth the candle.

The question is whether the ENG leather flingers still have the energy. Without Stokes it would be sterlingly remarkable. The series track record is that the others lack the persistent control of line and length to maintain the pressure tornique, but it’s gotta come good for somebody, something, right?

Yet having the seared memory as a schoolboy watching the Headingley Test on a flickering TV in 1981 when Botham created an opportunity that shouldn’t have existed and a possessed Willis stormed through the opening created I have got a feeling of deja vu. Or even Fanie de Villiers for SA at this venue in 1994 with the local failing to chase 116. AUS’s first innings included 7 50 run partnerships which should count for summat.

It’s definitely a more appetizing fifth day than I expected.

Overall I can’t help feeling that this has been a series with a lot more bad, even abysmal, cricket than good cricket, despite some standout performances.

AUS v ENG 5th Test @ SCG Day5

ENG 1st 384 Root 160, Brook 84, Smith 46
AUS 1st 567 Head 163, Smith 138, Webster 71*, Labuschagne 48
ENG 2nd 342 Bethell 154, Brook 42, Duckett 42
AUS 2nd 5-161 Labuschagne 37, Weatherald 34, Green 22*, Carey 16*

AUS win by 5 wickets and series 4-1

15,000 patrons saw the locals prevail with only a couple of hiccoughs.

ENG added 40 run to the overnight including Bethell getting his 150. Nice icing.
Needing 160, AUS openers Head & Weatherald got a start of 62 in 10 overs which calmed most of the nerves for the moderate chase. As has become accustomed, the ENG seamers couldn’t staunch the flow of runs. Although the Weatherald surviving a DRS review for caught behind furthered the adverse narrative against the Snicko technology.

From that position Smith & Labuschagne looked like they’d coast home. Bzzz, No.
In a glorious example of cricketing irony (shadenfreude?) Smith fell to a ripsnorter from Jack which pitched a foot outside off, spun violently, took leg stump and left Smudge incredulous. Maybe both teams should have picked specialist tweakers more consistently, eh?
Khawaja came out to an ovation, scratched around briefly and then left to an ovation. Best of luck to him but he shouldn’t have been selected after the Perth Test.
Labuschagne tried to finish the chase in short order and was run out by a postcode.

So 5 down needing 40 might have been a cause for nerves but Carey & Green were effective and efficient in closing it out.

You need to doff ya lid to SCG curator Adam Lewis who produced an immaculate surface that adorned the game. Nearly 1,500 runs. 3 scores of 150. Bounce and seam for the quicks. Assistance for the spinners. Finishing mid Day 5. All time record crowd for an SCG Test. Bravo bravissimo.

Man of the series went to Starc for taking 31 wickets and most when the series was live. I think that was correct but were there a chosing of second between Head & Carey that would be a doozie. My vote, Carey.

For the series 4 batters scored above 300:
Head 629 @62.9 Root 400 @44.4 Brook 358 @39.7 Carey 323 @46.1
3 bowlers took 20 wickets:
Starc 31 @19.9 Carse 22 @30.3 Boland 20 @24.9 with Tongue 18 @20.1 in 3 Tests

The series batting stats are interesting.
AUS scored more runs 2,513 vs 2,224
AUS had a higher average 31.8 vs 26.4
AUS hit more boundary 4s 294 vs 241
ENG had the slightly higher strike rate 67.1 vs 66.8 for AUS

For the bowling AUS bowled more overs, took more wickets, conceded fewer runs.
AUS had a better bowling average 26.0 vs 33.2
AUS had a better bowling economy 3.7 vs 4.1

AUS were superior in the field in both catching and ground.
Carey was sublime with 28 dismissals and his glovework over the stumps has inspired a generation of keepers.
ENG had the slightly rougher end of the umpiring pineapple inc technology.

The post mortem for ENG will be interesting.
I think the premise of the tour, that AUS even with their first choice XI were vulnerable was right. And AUS never got that first XI on the park. AUS didn’t uncover anybody new.
ENG weren’t ready to play. They gambled on players lacking match fitness. They had 2 good days and then there was bugger all else.

Bazball is an ex-strategy. It works against teams that lose their composure trying to emulate it’s high octane. It just doesn’t work against team that play hardnosed conventional Test cricket. It’s all about batting, maximising the score off 50 overs. Bowling strategy isn’t really in the conversation. But don’t throw it away totally. It’s an approach so much better on so many levels than the dirge that proceeded it.

We might not see either Root or Smith in the next Ashes here, which will diminish the contest. Unless the physios can find stronger Elastoplast we might not see Stokes either. His yeoman efforts were remarkable. They wanted him to bat #3, open the bowling and chase balls to the long on boundary.

In Bethell, Root, Brook there is a batting engine room for most, especially home conditions. See ball, swing at ball doesn’t work for openers outside games with fielding restrictions.

Take the gloves off Smith. He’s not even Surrey’s first choice keeper as I understand. Bat him at 6. Find another keeper.

For the bowling, that once in a generation range of 140+ sharp quicks are now all broke and gone. Carse was heroic though way too inconsistent. Tongue was my pick of the bowlers outside Stokes. Potts was thrown to the wolves. Find a spinner who can put revolutions on the ball or keep it very tight.

yibbitta yibbita, dat’s all folks.

Can someone explain to me why NZ would choose to bowl Mitchell in the 20th over of the 1st T20 vs India? When they had Santner and Sodhi both available? I didn’t watch the match but here’s the scorecard: https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/new-zealand-in-india-2025-26-1490228/india-vs-new-zealand-1st-t20i-1490234/full-scorecard