Oh, now you’ve done it…! 
I already have one Tolkien thread running. One a week is my maximum.
Not to be pissy, but I think it best that, if anyone wants to start that one, they wait till next week, as there are already two running. But that’s just me.
ETA: Well, it’s too late now. I really should read the whole thread before responding. I blame the Orcs.
The noble but savage orcs are always unfairly blamed!
… and usually unjustly punished, too, right? 
I don’t know about unjustly…often they’ll pay good gold for it. (cf. my previous post with the linky)