ahh you people and your giant invisible rats, anyone mind if i stick to my minute paper pink elephants?
Many thanks to all involved for making this, The 992nd International Talk To Your Giant Invisible Rats Day a raging success!
Due to an increased awareness of Invisible Giant Talking (and listening) Rats Playing HulaHoops via internet communities such as this one, well over $9.00 was raised by by the 2, 097, 304 active members of the Society For The Preservation Of Rats Preserves And Marmelades.
Quite an accomplishment!
[whew!] Now I can finally take a potty break!
Stop, NoClueBoy! Don’t go in the loo!!! It’s Giant Invisible Toilet Shark Week, and
Oh, dear.
It’s okay. I spoke to my Giant Invisible Pope On A Stick, and he informs me I am immune to Giant Invisible Toilet Sharks.
Talk radio, however…
And you believed him??? A Giant Invisible Pope On A Stick would tell you anything. Its almost as bad as believing a Giant Invisible President in a stick.
Watch out for those Giant Invisible Toilet Sharks - they’re coming to get you!!
Okay, just to clarify: Are there giant invisible sharks in my regular toilet, or if I have a giant invisible toilet I should check it for normal sharks?
Defecating minds need to know.
CLUE rhymes with LOO which rhymes with GOO!!!
The scary thing is: NCB will totally understand this.
ahem
Her name… was Antonia.
I know she is, but what are you?
THUD = I faint as I realize that you have finally given in to my incessant nagging. 