Good Og, man, are you joking? I mean, just look up “Culture” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of a pony slamming a bottlenose there.
This board is magic, I swear. I go away for a day when I come back, the thread is 10X better! I’m gonna have the giggles for the rest of the night now…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
It’s a Texan Squirrel in bukkake!
http://www.cartoonsxxx.net/diz2gallery75/nastyfetishpost-milfseekersearch-allporntoons.html
What upsets me most is that sponges do not have penises.
I think what disturbs me most is not the fact that those cartoons exist (though I’ll never see Snow White in quite the same way again) … it’s the fact that I didn’t simply click. I had to cut and paste in a different window, and then … oh yes, and then press enter.
Really, I have no one to blame but myself. After all … I was already subscribed to the thread. You had me at Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka…
Only $34.95 a month to see Winnie the Pooh slathering honey on Piglet’s pighood? Where do I sign up??
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You forgot to uncheck “automatically parse all links” when you quoted my post. You might want to ask a mod to fix that.
I do remember seeing a documentary once that showed how sponges (or was it urchins?) were filmed in the act of releasing the semen and a white milky cloud actually covered the sea floor! That is because those critters reproduce at the same time. Of course the narrator then was just describing the scene as a matter of fact, but I always picture Jack Cousteau as the narrator looking at that and saying:
And soo we have ze marine creatures all wallowing in ze Bukkake… pervers!!
All done.
Just a reminder, folks: please remember to follow the “two-click” rule when linking to sights unsafe for work.
Alternately, as DocCathode just mentioned, you can also post a link as long as you deselect “Automatically parse links in text”. This makes it a non-clickable URL, which eliminates any accidental browsing of offensive sites.
Gigobuster I sit corrected. I’ll have to study the Wikipedia entry. I thought sponges were essentially globs of single celled organisms, without differentation of any kind.
So, those two sponges really are Spongebob’s parents. I always assumed that he budded from one, and that the other was just a lunatic who wandered in one day.
I should point out that this isn’t just confined to the furry fandom - it’s not at all uncommon in hentai with human female characters, although the more scientific-sounding term “gynophagy” is generally used.
Defending the indefensible is fun! 
There has been once a link provided in QG (If I’m not mistaken) to a page very similar to what you’re describing. Many detail about the sexual life and behavior of dolphins, how to approach them, how to findout whether they’re aroused or not, how to masturbate them (male and female), how to have sex with them, the do’s and don’t, etc…
Puzzling but I found it very interesting all the same. I unfortunately deleted my old favorites links since, so I cant give it.
And “furry” fandoms would be??
Most authorities would consider the site in the OP to be an example, although a precise definition is impossible.
Oh man, speaking balloon popping, I just remembered a few more:
Don’t know if it is real or just a joke (like bonsai kittens) but there was a website my friend and I saw that involved fully-clothed women stomping on cell phones. Absolutely hysterical in its randomness.
Another one was women farting. You heard me, they had clips with a woman perched on some dresser ripping them out one after another.
From the gamut of fetishes and porn niches, I jokingly told my friend once that it is only a matter of time before they get to clown porn. Come on! Those little cars? They could have gang bangs in there. All 20 of them. Boy was I surprised (well, maybe not so surprised) when somethingawful.com did a Horrors of Porn review on, you guessed it, Clown Porn :eek:
It’s the will in that sentence that’s bothering me. I mean, how does he know? I mean, sure, after the death of the first guy, your going to be thinking that death is a distinct possibility and at the second guys funeral you probably willing to admit theres quite a decent chance. But will die? How can you ever be sure?
fap fap fap fap fap… :eek:
Now I’m reminded of the episode of King of the Hill where Hank almost gets raped by a dolphin.
It’s the new unseen threat these days - dolphin rape.
Think about it - a girl’s sitting on the couch with her dolphin date. They’re making out, nothing really heavy, maybe first base. He’s going “Eeeeuuur! Eeeee! Eeeee!” softly in her ear, she’s kissing his blowhole…suddenly he pushes her down and begins tearing off her clothes with his teeth. “No! Stop!” she screams, but the dolphin just sneers and squeaks, “If you didn’t want it, you shouldn’t have ordered the fancy salad at dinner.”
It’s just a matter of time before they start profiling the slippery buggers on America’s Most Wanted.
I am shocked, shocked that someone would use the Web for such immoral porpises!
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What?
Wow, do you have good timing. Someone on my LiveJournal friendslist posted the following today, which he ganked from Craigslist (presumably because he thought it was funny):
Like clowns? Like making porn?
Reply to: pers-139255568@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-05, 2:12PM PST
Then you’ll LOVE making Clown Porn! Three jolly guys with big shoes and honking noses seeking three or more jolly women for Clown-tivities. We’ll provide a/v gear, a release form, and other equipment… *<8^) we’ll tape, act, and author a DVD (free copies for you of course).
Sadly, he did not include the link to the original post, but there you go.
I paraphrased, it was more like “Dolphin penises are ten times larger than human rectums; Tab A does NOT fit inside Slot B.”
I think I found it through deviantART (was there ever a more appropriate name?) though, not the SDMB.
Not even with KY?