Not with Arkansas, neither.
There was a research experiment in the early 1960’s by Dr. John Lilly (famous guy, actually), in which he decided to find out what would happen if a woman and a dolphin attempted to live together as dolphin-and-wife. The putative reason for the study was to ‘explore the limits of human-dolphin communication and understanding’ or something like that. Anyway, they built this ‘apartment’ with water a couple of feet deep along with some dry places for the woman to rest and sleep, and she ‘lived’ with the dolphin for some time. Including, apparently, getting freaky with it. The details on what that entailed are vague.
I think the primary conclusion of the study was that living in water for any length of time will screw up your skin.
Other female research assistants quit the job when they found out that one of their ‘research duties’ was to expose themselves to the dolphins in various ways and observe the reaction.
Ah, the 60’s. The decade of no quality control and extensive use of LSD.
I can see some small scientific value in that. My hypothesis is that dolphins used to humans only removing clothing when leaving (eg getting out of the wetsuit) would respond to nudity with sadness. The sight of women putting on wetsuits etc would cause happiness, and possibly sexual excitation.
I have a copy of Psychotherapy And LSD. Administering LSD to the patients wasn’t the problem. The psychiatrists unconditional acceptance of Freud was.
Having done a “swim with the dolphin”, I can verify that a dolphin’s is both a grower and a shower.
It’s also prehensile. :eek:
(that last wasn’t learned from direct observation, but from our guide’s creepily excited review of dolphin sex lives after our WTF moment)
Watching Flipper reruns just hasn’t been the same since all that…
How prehensile are we talking? Like he can pass you the pliers with it when you’re working on the car prehensile? Or just he can bend it at a 45 degree angle to touch you prehensile?
Prehensile enough that they use it to move, examine, and carry objects. I’m sure that somewhere out there, a marine biologist has written a report on the range of motion, lifting, and grasping strength of the dolphin penis.
I’ve heard that dolphins occasionally prod and grip human swimmers with their penises not out of sexual arousal, but simply to examine the people or encourage them to move in a certain direction.
I guess that’d work, assuming the certain direction was “way the hell away.”
I’m just thankful that dogs don’t have prehensile penises.
:eek:
At least, that’s what the dolphins tell you. I can see it now:
guy swimming with dolphin
Guy: What the- hey man, did you just touch my leg with your d*ck??
Dolphin: Oh, don’t worry, I was just examining you. See, it’s prehensile…
Guy: Oh, well, that’s alright then.
Kinda reminds me of that Family Guy episode where they found out Peter was retarded and he was purposely busting in on women’s washroom stalls.
Woman: EEEEEEEK!
Peter: Sorry, retarded.
Woman: Awww, that’s okay.
Excuses, excuses…
Dolphin rape figured prominently in a Carl Hiassen novel - Native Tongue, if I recall correctly.
Well, it was a bit more:
guys swimming with dolphin
Mike: Hey… AAAAH! Flipper!
Other Guys: What? Damn, look at that!
“Guide”: Oh, yeah. Did you know it’s horrible information follows
For years, “Oh no! Flipper!” was how we greeted Very Bad Surprises.
If only we’d, known. He’d probably just picked up some loose change and was offering it back to us…
Knowing the grasping strength of dolphins’ prehensile penes would be just about the king of all trivia knowledge.
Ah, ah, just another trick I bet…
Dolphin offers change with wang
Guy: Hey, thanks…reaches out to take it, dolphin moves forward a bit so guy grasps handful of dolphinmeat instead of change
Dolphin: pulls back Oh yea- I mean, oh, sorry…I, uhm, slipped…
Guy: :dubious:
Oh, that was the cartoon with the ghost who slept in a clock, and –
No, wait. That was The Funky Phantom. Never mind.
If there’s one thing the internet has taught me, it’s that someone, somewhere is masturbating to it.
It doesn’t matter what “it” is. Someone. Will. Be. Masturbating.
Resident Evil Zombie Rape Fanfic. That’s all I can say, really.
Checked out the links- sorry, only so-so by internet standards. To name just one example, there’s the furry artwork of Doug Winger featuring, among other things, monstrously endowed hermaphrodite horse-people.
:smack: Doug Winger! I’ve been trying to remember that name since this thread started. If you love furry art featuring hermaphrodites with FFF breasts, penises the size of their arms, and scrotum that could easily be mistaken for bean bag chairs, then you’ll love Doug Winger.
He once drew a toaster saying ‘Take me baby! I want you so bad!’
It’s good that curiosity doesn’t always kill, 'cause I’d be dead right now. I did a search for him. That toaster thing is so weird I gotta see it. Unfortunately, I’ve just seen a lot of stuff that’ll give me nightmares instead.
He can draw really well, though.
Guh. I remember a friend sending me a link to a Doug Winger gallery, trying to tell me that it was really neato stuff, and I’d like it…
I never spoke to him again.
Also, for those more interested in reading about fandom and the horrors it produces - http://crushyiffdestroy.com/b2/
If you mean when a female’s body somehow (magically, often) takes another character inside her vagina up to her womb, the fetish you’re thinking of is known as “unbirthing,” which is a separate, yet related thing from vore.
There’s also a third kind, anal vore. I think you can figure out the concept behind that one.
Sadly, I know these things because my own perversions lead to me occasionally browsing the alt and alt/hard sections of image messageboards like 4chan, 2chan, not4chan, etc. What’s hilarious about those threads is that they inevitably involve someone saying something akin to “You people are sick! How can you like this stuff?” But then you see them starting a thread looking for scat (poop) porn or something equally as bizarre/disgusting.
I just realised after my first post how old this thread was. Sorry for necroposting, I followed a link from a current thread, enjoyed reading this one (hilarious), and just (made an ass out of u and me).