Maybe so, but at least it helps get us through the next few hours till we get our books, right?
Is it sick that I want to do Bonanza?
Tell me it’s not sick.
[deep breath]
Here goes:
Ben - Gryffindor
Adam - Ravenclaw - he went to college back east, didn’t he?
Hoss- Hufflepuff, but maybe Gryffindor. I’m thinking he’s got some traits in common with Neville.
Little Joe - Hmm, this is tough. I guess Gryffindor.
Hop Sing - Hufflepuff
Yes, yes, I sorted Hop Sing from Bonanza into a Hogwarts house!
Ooh, ooh, Gilligan’s Island! That makes perfect sense! 
An island full of Hufflepuffs, with the exception of the Professor (Ravenclaw), and I think Ginger always seemed like a conniving Slytherin.
Okay, i’m not too strong on the Pottervers, so help me sort these 2 franchises;
Battlestar Galactica (new series);
Commander Adama; Gryffindor
Starbuck; Gryffindor
Lt Tigh; Ravenclaw
Baltar; Hufflepuff
Number Six; Slytherin
Helo; Gryffindor
now for the tough one…
Boomer;
if you go by what she is genetically/programmed to be, clearly Slytherin, but when she’s in Meatbag-mode, i’d say Hufflepuff, loyal, hard worker who values family/freinds
(add in others i may have forgotten)
Farscape
John Crichton; Ravenclaw
Aeryn Sun; Gryffindor
Ka’ D’Argo; RavenDor*
Chiana; Hufflepuff
P’au Zotoh Zhann; Hufflepuff
Jool;
Sikozu;
Noranti;
Stark;
Rygel; Slytherin, definitely Slytherin…
Pilot; Hufflepuff
Scorpius; another tough one, going by his actions, Slytherin, but if you look past his actions to his intentions, they’re noble, he simply wants to protect the Sebecean race from the Scarrans, so i’d say Gryffindor
Harvey; Hufflepuff
Talyn;
Moya;
Crais;
Braca;
Commandant Cleavage…errr Grayza; Slytherin
War Minister Ahkna; Slytherin (and i think her hat would utterly terrify the poor Sorting Hat, Hat Lady’s a scary piece of work)
Emperor Staleek; Slytherin
lets not even bring up Bizzaro-Moya… 
(*he’s a tough one to place as well, the “warrior” instinct of Gryffindor, the cunning and intelligence of Ravenclaw)
You really think Mr. Howell is in Hufflepuff? I’m thinking he’s borderline Slytherin.
Damn, beat me to it. Okay:
Othello: Gryffindor
Iago: Slytherin
Desdemona: Hufflepuff
Roderigo: Slytherin
Cassio: Hufflepuff
Brabianzo: Hufflepuff
and on a related note:
Franhkenberry: Hufflepuff
BooBerry: Ravenclaw
Count Chocula: Slytherin
Fruit Brute: Gryffindor
Ernie : Hufflepuff
Bert : Slytherin
I am THIS close to sorting the Bradys!
I’d be in Ravenclaw, I know that.
Godzilla: Gryffindor
Anguirus: Hufflepuff
Mothra: Ravenclaw
Mecha-Godzilla: Slytherin
Orga: Gryffindor
Megalon: Slytherin
Rodan: Hufflepuff
King Ghidora: Unknown (couldn’t decide which head to put the Sorting Hat on)
Matthew Broderick: Squib
Batman: Preparadon.
Probably most of us here would. If we were that brave, hard working, or ambitious, we’d be out fighting crime or inventing something, instead of dicking around on the internet.
Socrates: Gryffindor
Bertrand Russell: Ravenclaw
Soren Kierkegaard: Hufflepuff
Friedrich Nietzsche: Slytherin
After a great deal of thought (and consultation with Himself), I give you:
Looney Tunes
Bugs – Gryffindor
Daffy – Gryffindor
Marvin – Slytherin
Sylvester – Hufflepuff
Tweety – Slytherin (Yes, I think Tweety is both smart and evil.)
Taz – Slytherin
Pepe’ Le Pew – Gryffindor
Yosemite Sam – Slytherin
Granny – Hufflepuff
Foghorn Leghorn – Gryffindor
Henery Hawk - Slytherin or Gryffindor (I can’t decide.)
Elmer Fudd – Hufflepuff (Not truly evil & very loyal, really.)
Marc Antony – Gryffindor
Porky Pig – Hufflepuff
Road Runner – Ravenclaw
Wile E. Coyote – Hufflepuff (Also not evil & very dedicated.)
Michigan J. Frog – Ravenclaw (Knows when to keep his mouth shut!)
Speedy Gonzales – Gryffindor
Cecil Turtle – Hufflepuff
Beaky Buzzard – Slytherin
Witch Hazel - Slytherin
“Th-th-th-that’s All, Folks!”
Teen Titans…
TV Version:
Robin - Gryffindor or Ravenclaw
Raven - Ravenclaw, although family connections might make the hat try to talk her into Slytherin…even after Harry, I doubt the hat’d be ready for the reaction to that, though. >_>
Beast Boy - Gryffindor or Hufflepuff
Starfire - Gryffindor
Cyborg - Nerdy enough for Ravenclaw, brave and loyal enough for Gryffindor, hard working enough for Hufflepuff. I think Gryffindor is the strongest, though.
Comics (current)
Robin - Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, again.
Raven - Gryffindor, though the hat would probably consider Slytherin.
Beast Boy - Gryffindor, although this version might fit in in Ravenclaw.
Starfire (Technically an Outsider now, but I still think of her as a Titan) - Gryffindor
Cyborg - Gryffindor, although the hat might consider Ravenclaw.
Kid Flash - Ravenclaw - he’s got the attention span of a gnat, but more than enough brains to overcome that, and when he puts his mind to something, he can get it done with no problem.
Superboy - Gryffindor.
Wonder Girl - Gryffindor.
Speedy - Gryffindor, although she wouldn’t be out of place in Hufflepuff, either.
Oh, heck, let’s do the Outsiders while we’re here…
Nightwing - Gryffindor.
Arsenal - Gryffindor.
Thunder - Tough one. Bright enough to be Ravenclaw. Her courage and drive to do good would speak well of her as a Gryffindor. Her desire to prove herself would suggest Slytherin. Like Harry, she could probably get into whichever house she wanted.
Shift - Gryffindor, just for his loyalty to his friends.
Jade - Can’t call her loyal enough for Gryffindor. >_> Eh…that one little blip can be overlooked, since she fits even worse into the other houses.
Grace - Hufflepuff, or perhaps Slytherin.
Indigo - snif Gryffindor - you couldn’t find a braver, more loyal friend than Indigo. But the hat might see B8, and try to stick her in Slytherin.
Wouldn’t you mean…
Ponyboy: Gryffindor (poss. Ravenclaw)
Johnny: Ravenclaw
Dallas: Gryffindor
Darry, Sodapop, Two-Bit: Hufflepuff
Cherry Valance: Hufflepuff
Whoever Tom Cruise & Leif Garrett’s characters were: Slytherin
and while we’re at it…
Daniel-san: Gryffindor
Mr. Miyagi: Ravenclaw
Ali: Hufflepuff
Daniel-san’s mom: Hufflepuff
The Cobra Kai dojo: Slytherin
This is too much fun, so…
More comic book Hogwarting.
The Legion of Superheroes.
Early Adventure lineup:
In Gryffindor: Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Cosmic Boy, Sun Boy, Star Boy, Triplicate Girl, Lightning/Light Lass, Proty I.
In Hufflepuff: Bouncing Boy, Shrinking Violet, Supergirl, Phantom Girl, all the Subbies
In Ravenclaw: Brainiac 5, Element Lad, Mon-El
In Slytherin: Dream Girl
Can’t decide: Chameleon Boy, Invisible Kid (Later characterizations would put him in Ravenclaw, but at the point I’m using, he’s not well enough fleshed out for that), Matter Eater Lad, Ultra Boy
Anywhere he bloody well wants: Superboy
Current team: (Asterisks marking those who could fit equally well into two different houses.)
Gryffindor: Cosmic Boy, Saturn Girl, Karate Kid, Chameleon
Ravenclaw: Brainiac 5*, Dream Girl, Triplicate Girl*, Element Lad
Hufflepuff: Triplicate Girl*, Phantom Girl, Sun Boy, Colossal Boy/Micro Lad, Light Lass, Star Boy
Slytherin: Brainiac 5*, Timber Wolf, Ultra Boy
Not fleshed out enough to decide: Lightning Lad
Not going to go into other versions. >_>
JLA…
Year One:
Gryffindor: Black Canary, Aquaman, Green Lantern (Hal)
Ravenclaw: Flash (Barry)
Hufflepuff: None
Slytherin: J’onn*
Miscelaneous later joins (No way in hell am I going through all of the various members. >_>):
Gryffindor: Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow (Both), Green Lantern (Kyle), Captain Atom
Ravenclaw: J’onn*, Atom, Blue Beetle, Green Lantern (John), Elongated Man, Zatanna (Although some might argue she belongs in Slytherin, after recent events), Dr Fate
Hufflepuff: Flash (Wally), Plasticman, Booster Gold, Ice, Fire, Major Disaster, Captain Marvel
Slytherin: Batman, Huntress, Green Lantern (Guy)
Having a hard time deciding: Hawkman
- J’onn is Slytherin in Year One, but moved to Ravenclaw later because of his distrust and scheming against the JLA in Y1, which is a mistake he learned from later.
Alton Brown: Ravenclaw, through and through
Beeblebrox: Slytherin
Trillian: Ravenclaw
Ford Prefect: Ravenclaw
Arthur Dent: Gryffindor
Random: Gryffindor - she’s brave to the point of stupid. Or just stupidly brave.
Fenchurch: Seems a Hufflepuff, to me.
Tengu. Hawkman is pretty much a Gryffindor in all incarnations
Flash (Barry) is in Ravenclaw
Aquaman is a Gryffindor
Steel is in Ravenclaw
IMO, Plastic Man should be in Slytherin based on body type alone.
The cast of LOST
GRYFFINDORS
Jack
Michael
Jin
Hugo (Hurley)
Sayid
RAVENCLAWS
Sun
Rose
HUFFLEPUFFS
Artz
Boone
Charlie
Claire
Steve
Walt
SLYTHERINS
Locke
Sawyer
Shannon
Kate
Danielle
The Others
*like Hermione, I almost put Sayid in Ravenclaw
** Walt is either a Hufflepuff or a Gryffindor. He’s potentially a Slytherin.
Steel slipped my mind. (Not that I was going to a comprehensive list of members, anyway.) You’re definitely right about him in Ravenclaw, though.
I’ve got Barry in Ravenclaw and Aquaman in Gryffindor, so I’m not sure why you bring them up…scratches head
As to Hawkman. Katar’s definitely Gryffindor, I agree. Carter could fit in Gryffindor, but he also has elements that would suggest Ravenclaw (unless his history has been screwed with more than I know). Then there’s Fel Andar, who I don’t know enough about to come up with anything. (Although checking, he comes across as a definite Slytherin.)
A few more random members:
Firestorm: Ravenclaw
Mr Miracle: Gryffindor
G’nort: Hufflepuff
Oracle: Ravenclaw
the cast of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law
Harvey; Ravenclaw
Avenger; Gryffindor
Peanut; Slytherin
Phil Ken Sebbin; Hufflepuff
Judge Mightor; Gryffindor
Mentok, the Mind Taker; Ravenclaw
Dr. Reducto; Slytherin
Blue Falconé; Hufflepuff
Dynomutt; Hufflepuff
Peter Potomas; Hufflepuff
Stan Freezoid; Ravenclaw
anyone want to classify Harvey’s clients (in the context of the show)?
Dr. Benton Quest
Race Bannon
Apache Chief
Shaggy
Scooby
Boo-Boo bear
Shoyu Weenie
The Neptunes
Fred Flinstone
X the Eliminator
Ernie Devlin
Inch-High Private Eye
Speed Buggy
ahh what the heck, lets classify Invader Zim as well…
Zim; clearly Slytherin, but an incompetent Slytherin
Gir; Hufflepuff (is there a Potterverse classification for the insane? )
The Almighty Tallest; Slytherin
Tak; Slytherin (actually i figure we can classify most Irkens as Slytherin)
Dib; Gryffindor
Gaz; she seems like a Slytherin at first glance, but i think she’s really Hufflepuff, most of her “Slytherin” feel comes from her hatred of her stupid brother and how he always messes up things for her
Professor Membrane; Ravenclaw, clearly anyone who invents SuperToast™ is highly intelligent
Ms. Bitters; another one who seems like a Slytherin at first glance, but if her students would simply calm down, be quiet and actually learn, i think you’d find she’s really a Hufflepuff