Dammit, Sua, she’s MINE!! Mine, I tell you!
Well said, Mag. Bunny’s just plain nutso.
And FWIW, he’s definitely a recovering Mormon. He might also be a recovering Fundie as well.
My speech teacher believes the same thing. It’s kinda bizarre. And she gets most of her information from the Left Behind Series.
I take everything she says with a whole bag of salt.
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Oh, then it is our duty as freaky Christians to bring about Armageddon. We should make sure to get the Jews out of the way first, which will hopefully have a beneficial effect on oil prices.
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Damn right, because there’s no way I’m going to drive to Armageddon with the gas prices the way they are now. In the event they stay high, anyone want to carpool?
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*Originally posted by delphica *
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I would, but I work for an arms dealer, so we will be way to busy trying to keep a stalemate going over there so way can make a few more bucks for the conspiricy.
Yeah! Why does Israel have to be there? If the Arabs want it so bad, let them have it!
Didn’t the Jews just pick a site for Israel, like Walt did for Disneyland?
(Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
I bet he’s protecting the purity of his precious bodily fluids by avoiding fluoridated water, too.
Well, the Jews can have EuroDisney. I hear it’s going down real fast.
Um, actually if he’d paid attention in the mid-80’s (When my Mom and Dad were in that phase) he’d have read that the Dome of the Rock is built near not on the spot.
but then it doesn’t sound like he’d realise a fact if it bit him. 
I probably should just let the thread die off, but I’m having a lot of fun “dragging out the red pen”, as Freedom put it.
Should I stop?
Sua
It should talk to Sue Dunhym first.
Oh, you can just use my car, 'cause in case of rapture, it’ll be unmanned.
Ya know . . .
I bet he’s circumcised.
Well, I’m a recovering Catholic, so there ya go.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Bad andros! Bad bad bad andros! (And are you sure you’re not whoever it was he accused you of being?)
Now come over here so I can flog you with my cat o’ nine tails… 
Man, I was so depressed after peace got banned. He was a sure bet to win my January Lunatic of the Month Award. And then he did himself in.
I have been working my ass off this month and neglecting the boards. I thought for sure I could never find anyone who could live up to my expectations (previous winners are peace and JDT). But, brilliantly, in a flash, with less than week left in the month, we get Brian Bunnyhurt. He gets a healthy 90/100 paintchips on my scale of mental acuity.
I’ll revive my thread and see what the consensus is. After reading (and posting to) the Israel thread, any contenders must apply furious effort in this, the home stretch.
Fuck the Jews. If anyone or anything, ANYTHING at all, is “going down real fast”, I want a goddamned phone call.
jb
I’ll bet he has an autographed first edition of The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion in a treasured spot on his mantle.
Magdalene:
Let’s not forget the discussion I started in http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56522 about the current loon award winner.
peace got banned? Good, now I can ask this out loud: was he another incarnation of MadHatter? 'Cause I remember wondering that when he first started posting (then forgetting about it until he started getting more and more belltower toward what was apparently the end).
Bunnyhurt, on the other hand, seems to have his internet connection up in the belltower with him.
These two threads have kept me smiling ALL day.
:):):)
I can’t believe I read the whooooooole thing.
and, for a surreal moment, it was almost as if I could grasp what was happening - ya ever play with corn starch & water? it takes on a semi solid state then oozes slippily into a quasi liquid state - it was like that.
He’d post some figure like ‘billions of dollars annually in aid to Israel’ and that nasty Sua would come along and disprove it, and the reply would come ‘where did I say that?’, but then he’d repeat it, and then you’d find out that what he apparently ** meant ** was, in addition to aid specifically to Israel, he was adding the ‘extra’ costs (figured out by him alone) of all the oil because (and here it got hazy again) something about OPEC.
My head hurts.
Now I know Armageddon is nigh, 'cause we’ve got folks like Freedom and Sua & magdalene all on the same side.
Well, got to go get my bags packed for the end of the world.