Welcome! Would you care for a margarita? Salt or no salt?
Don’t step on the cats - they seem to be everywhere around here. Something about “feline overlords…”
Since you’re in Tampa - are you a hockey fan? Did you see the Cup?
And watch out if they ever ask you to dinner. The last time I went to a feline restaurant, I barely made it out alive…
Anyone using “concatenation” while introducing himself belongs here!
Here, have some pretzels, they go great with the margaritas.
Howdy & welcome. How do you feel about goats? Leave the sheep alone; they’re spoken for.
Why the Pit is one of my favorite places here!
Potentially offensive thought:
dmatsch= contraction of dumb(dm) + ass(the tendency of people adding a “t” into the middle of a word~atsch)? 
:eek: 
Thanks for the warm welcome. <blushes>
You and I have the same birthday! Different years though.
Cancers are the greatest of all people!
I wouldn’t worry about it. Nobody reads these boards.
Very close. Here’s 1/2 of a cigar. I just found it in the street.
Hugs right backatcha.
I’ve got two cats. One’s fairly sane and the other is a little fur-covered atomic device. Hence the name “Einstein” and the nickname “Little Boy”.
With salt and an extra shot, please.
I never step on cats since I’m too busy in a welcome bow to our feline overlords.
I see the cup every day. It’s sitting here right at my desk. It’s got coffee in it now, but later I plan on refilling it with water.
Looks like I have a fan already!
What smells in here? Oh, it’s you.
Welcome to the SDMB, **dmatsch **, but let’s keep it nice and polite here in MPSIMS. I’m sure ouryL didn’t mean for that to come across quite as crass as it did. (And if he did, then he, too, will need to ratchet it back a bit.)