Help me pick my new username!

i have been informed that my original username ‘madarchod’ was too offensive for the SDMB and that they have henceforth changed it to Mdr until i find a more suitable name. I find this weird since it literally means ‘motherfucker’ in Hindi, and i have seen all sorts of profanity on this board and yet this is an issue. W/ that said, help me pick my new name. I reserve the right to trump you all but i’m looking for creativity.

my own ideas so far:

Big Lund
Tatti Balls
carry on

MadreViolater

Oedipus Raja

Hoyt Europa

or

Morgan D. Veldt

How about Der Scheisser Kaiser

To avoid future confusion with Ilsa, don’t forget to remind people you’re the doper with the freakishly large tits

Help us out here. Do you have any interests besides your own sex organs and those of your mother?

nyekulturny

'Nads methinks.

haha, this is gross, but that sentence makes me guffaw.
no i dont.

In that case, how about:

Little Oed

<Oedipus, king of Thebes>

“I don’t get it. What’s wrong with your name?”

</Oedipus, king of Thebes>

Thebes Rex? Blind Wanderer?

You could be Interested in Just Two Things. Then when those who weren’t here for the naming say, “I assume the first thing is sex. What’s the second thing?”, you say, “Sex with my mother.”
That’s a joke that would never grow old.

Toast Museum. Has nothing to do with anything you’ve said, it’s just the unsold username I’m trying to clear out of inventory right now.

I’ve always thought that Captain Kill You was a cool username.

Failing that you could use Merciless Mastodon or King Mursilis the Merciless, or of course Lord Maskehaard, the Doom Hunter.

Go the anagram route. Odd Hacmar, Doc Drama H, March Dado, Dharma Cod… Depending on how much sense you want the name to make, the possibilities are legion.

What about “Tenderfoot”?

While we allow profanity/obscenity in posts, we don’t allow it in usernames. Keep that in mind while contemplating your new name. Also keep in mind that not all mods/posters speak ONLY English…we have quite a few people who speak more than one language.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

So Nick Nefsik is right out, then? :smiley: