Various concoctions, various people in stages of undress… what more does a party need?
Now if the boards would stop being so squikin’ ornery, we’d be able to have fun…
I’m ready to have fun. Someone gimme a rare steak with a side of butter and a shot of some kind of brown liquor. Let’s do this thing.
I am protecting your honor. Sure, it might seem a strange way of doing it, but then, I’ve got a strange sense of honor.
And her, have a 4 horsemen. Lovely drink.
Contains
1/2 shot JaegerMeister
1/2 shot Rumpleminze
1/2 shot GoldShlager
1/2 shot 151 proof rum
4 of those and you should be in a fine state of mind.
No way I’m missing Nym’s party! 
Woohoo! Even Sea showed up! Now it’s REALLY a party! I know what that girl can do with battery operated devices! Get that woman a drink!
Hand me a shot of whatever you’re having, you complulsive leg-crosser!
dear god… replace the goldshlager with ouzo and you get the most vile concoction i’ve ever tasted. something appropriately called draino, once consumed in mass quantities by yours truly at a gathering where the general credo was “you will drink this stuff.” tasted like NyQuil but with a worse aftertaste. to this day, the simple thought of it makes my stomach retch.
Ok.
A party with Demo, SeaDiver, and 151 proof rum?
I am there.
pat
Now this party is kicking into gear.
Actually zyzzyva, it’s not too bad, in other words drinkable.
So Sea, I’ve arranged for a mariachi band to stop by, will you sing for us? No? Here, have another shot. How bout now?
Now if we could just get Anamorphic over here so I could chat him up a bit, we’ll be swinging!
Plus, I just ordered a slab of cow to be delivered. I’m happy all the way around.
No, no, I couldn’t possibly. ::downs shot::
Of course you couldn’t Sea. Evryone must know their limits ::hand Sea another shot, makes sure she drinks it:: We must all practice self controll, and moderation ::hands sea diver two more::
Nummy! I’ll have 3!
wanna see my tattoo?
Ok, but just those two more, and you and Nym have to drink with me.
::tips hat::
Hi Nymysys, I just wanted to say that I like the quote in your sig.
Nice picture. But I think I need glasses cause either my mind is out of focus or she is.
I know, I KNOW! I keep telling scratchie it makes my head hurt the damn pic is so blurry. Does he listen? NO! Stupid boys. Never listen.
<all of the above stated while doing rows of shots with Sea>
OK. I’m in a drunken haze now. Excellent.
::starts looking around for his riding crop::
Woohoo! scratchie’s in a drunken haze! Maybe he’ll get off my back now… yeah, right. 
Whoa, I feel kind of weird. What kind of shots were those anyway, Nym?