I know these sorts of threads aren’t particularly welcome by some of the crustier members, but other people tend to like them, so I’ll take a stab at this.
Long time lurker and an intermittent poster the past month or so. I’m so gun shy of people, I’ve only checked a few threads for follow up comments.
What can I say about myself?
I’m thirty-three years old and married. One of those Childfree nutters who jokes about eating babies, but honestly just doesn’t want to hear (about) babies constantly, so I’m not adamantly hateful.
I own four cats: Greta, Eli, Chloe, and Freddy.
I suppose you could call me a curious monotheist who leans toward deism. I’m curious about the origins, nature and function of God as opposed to the Bible thumpin’ brand of Christianity I was raised with. Because of that, I feel following science news is essential. I particularly love studying about the human brain, robotics, and space.
I enjoy all the typical “nerdy” pursuits: gaming, roleplaying, reading, coloring books, photography, etc… I don’t consider myself a geek, though. I don’t follow memes or particularly like them. I try to avoid fans of things. As with all aspects in my life, I’m more private about my interests. The idea of conventions, for instance, makes me a nervous wreck. I also don’t like how it’s tarnished the reputation of REAL nerdy people who are socially unaware, not too pretty, and interested in more than Ponies, Think Geek products, and webcomics.
I am very introverted, and that’s why I’ve been hesitant to start posting. I tried My Space, Facebook, Twitter, and blogging and all ended in disaster. I lack tact when I become passionate about my interests or when I feel threatened. I don’t even own a mobile phone, choosing an iPad instead. Offline, I have no social life beyond my parents and husband. Online, I have two friends. This is about all I can handle.
Still, I do enjoy a good discussion, and I like the more rational flavor of the SDMB. I know, not the most zany introduction thread, but this is who I am. If you don’t want me, just say so. 
