And the internal combustion engine is reinvented.
Something about the words “electrodes,” “inserted,” and “spine” used in the same sentence puts ME off, anyway…
Hmm…think I’ll stick with the good ol’ vibrator.
So this woman walks into a lab and says “Is this where I can get one of those orgasm-inducing implants?”
Doctor: “Certainly, ma’am. Come this way.” <beckons with crooked finger>
Woman: “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the implant!”
<rimshot>
I’ve heard about that. Wasn’t it accidently found by using electrostimulation for some other pain-relief purpose?
I hope they put some sort of automatic cutout of that thing. :eek:
Yeah, I’m reminded of the experiment where they put a wire directly into the pleasure center of a rat’s brain and gave him access to a switch that stimulated it. The rat just sat there and pressed the switch again and again until it starved to death…
Not having had an orgasm for 4 years?!? Holy cow.
I make sure my GF finishes 6-8 times everytime!
This machine would make her head explode.
Yep, same thing. If not for the recent (I assume) FDA approval for testing purposes, I wouldn’t have mentioned it.
Let’s see, I could let them implant electrodes in my spine, or I could implant my wee-wee in a hoo-hoo.
Hmm.
Let me think about it.
Women who have trouble reaching orgasms generally have psychological problems they need to work out. I’m doubtful this device will help with that.
Am I the only one who saw the News report and thought,
“Well Woody Allen already invented that in the movie Sleeper”?
What’s all this talk about “Sleeper”?
Did no one but me see “Barberella”?
Nobody else wants to admit it, Reeder.
I originally read the title as
**Inventor of an orgasm-inducing device has death of test subjects **
That’s a powerful orgasm-inducing device.
whistlepig, I saw this on CNN when I was sitting in the airport, and they actually showed a clip from Sleeper. And although I haven’t seen Barbarella, that’s what I thought of the first time they used the word “orgasmatron.”
Anyway, despite the fact this device will probably make it much easier for some people to waste their lives the way they’ve always wanted to, I agree with Chavardcz.
Yeah… although this could probably be helpful for women who have troubles for some physical reason, I imagine most of the women who are open-minded enough about sex to appreciate this invention don’t have trouble getting orgasms via old fashioned methods.
I’d probably break the machine within less than 5 minutes, with the kind of reaction I get to sexual stimulation… but I think I need to refrain from detail in that arena. 
well, i dono about others, but as a single (lonesome) female, i could use a guaranteed orgasm once in a while…
beats pickin’ some a*** up in a bar…
Yeah, but wyforjay, they’ve already invented devices for that which don’t require surgery!