Ipswich rugby club is reporting a dire shortage of hookers.
In related news, Ipswich Town football club report that police have arrested a dyslexic serial killer who was murdering the substitutes.
Fuck me, we’ve had enough excuses this season already, this might come in handy.
In all seriousness, I wasn’t planning on going to the Leeds match this Saturday, but am tempted just to see what chants people come up with…yeah, I know…