Gotcha…Siegfried and Roy meet The Blue Man Group, then start channeling Jim Rose. I’d actually travel to the desert* to see that.
*No, not Basra…no farther east than Vegas!
Must…resist…urge…to…make…obvious…remark.
Thereby exposing themselves to our unconventional counterattack.
Really? The Iraqi high command is getting strategic tips from Planet of the Apes movies?
Donkey Show.
Baghdad Bob’s Puppetry of the Penis!!
Apparently so, however, the Iraqis were far less successful than Marky Mark was, evidently.
I have also heard that the Iraqis have developed a bunch of mutants along the line of those mentioned in the “Crap Future X-Men Mutant Threads” so that the troops will soon be dealing with the likes of Seiko Man and Perfect Toast Girl.
The animal they built was a rabbit. After that failed, Bedevere suggested they build a badger.